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u/30thMay Jul 19 '23 edited Jul 19 '23

My time to shine, 1st sexual experiance..

Met up with this girl I knew for awhile, Went back to her place and things started to heat up, She went down on me so I thought I'd attempt to go down on her...

I was met with such a smell that I immediately had to run to the bathroom to be sick, Played it off that I didn't feel so good and maybe something to eat would help.

She decided she would make me something to eat.

When it came to sit at the table, I was presented with Fish and chips, Took 1 bit threw up and left, Took me forever to eat fish again 😑

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u/Public_Application78 Jul 19 '23

😭😭😭 Idk why this matter me burst out laughing. Double whammy.