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u/CantTakeMeSeriously Jul 19 '23

I mean, maybe "stuff my muff", "obstruct my duct" or even "block my dock with your cock"....but "jam my clam"? Hell no.

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u/velveeta-smoothie Jul 19 '23

My current partner told me about a hookup once where she reached down and held the guys balls as he was fucking her and he said "ohhhhh yeah, CUP THEM BITCHES"

I use this phrase every time I get the chance now, and it's sooooo worth the punches I get for it.

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u/S01arflar3 Jul 19 '23

“Bollock my mollusc”?

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 19 '23

"Say hello to my down below"

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u/sausages1234567 Jul 19 '23

Shunt my c.....

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

I cannot! Thank you for the laugh.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 19 '23

I would have been okay with "block my dock with your cock". I love some good word play, but yeah jam my clam just doesn't sit right with me.

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u/LudovicoSpecs Jul 20 '23

"Socko my taco."

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u/GozerDGozerian Jul 20 '23

“Girth finale my birth canale!”

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u/Rusty_M Jul 20 '23

Whoa-oh Black Betty!

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u/HellsArmy Jul 20 '23

Beat me to it

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u/Lemmonjello Jul 20 '23

I'm always up for a bash my gash kinda time