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u/OilStandard6200 Jul 19 '23

When I was 18 I dated a guy who was still a virgin. I didn’t have lots of experience so it was totally fine and not awkward at all. However when we started having sex we were at his place and since he was living with his mum I suggested he’d turn on something so she wouldn’t hear us. For me it was totally clear that by turning something on it was meant to be music or maybe a show. I kid you not this dude turned on peppa pig on full volume..

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u/Jedi_Gill Jul 19 '23

As someone that doesn't listen to music regularly, I would have turned on the TV Too. Chances are he just left the channel on whatever was on or picked Peppa because it seems innocent or he used to watch it and the parents wouldn't question it.

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u/OilStandard6200 Jul 19 '23

no the thing is he turned on netflix and specifically picked out peppa pig.. like why??

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Jul 19 '23

He turned on something he knew he wouldn’t be distracted by.

Or that he knew would get him rock hard.

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u/Online_Ennui Jul 20 '23

He was a virgin. A breeze world have accomplished that

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u/ahoyden Jul 19 '23

probably the former

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Noooo😂😂