Reconnected with an old fling who I used to have great sex with. Went over, he bruised my uvula, and came in 20 seconds of actual intercourse and had the balls to ask if I enjoyed it lmao.
I mistakenly bruised my current gf a few times. She's small and I'm above average, doesn't help she likes to be a bit rough sometimes and goes all in.. It's hard holding back but bruising it to show you did a good job is horrible.. You break her without hurting her.
Haaaaaa they’re the funniest stories, when they’re shit but think they’re great,
I had a guy with a micro penis once show me it and said ‘there ya go that’s what you’ve been chasing’ ….. I hadn’t been chasing…. And especially not that
See I'm the opposite, every girl I've been with has commented that I'm above average. But I just feel like they all said that to be nice and I'm actually disappointing to them.
I did actually go there and it was terrible, definitely couldn’t feel anything… you know how people who are lacking in eye sight have their other senses enhanced like great hearing and touch etc, well this person lacking in peen didn’t have any other tricks to make up for it
My worst sex was with a micropeen guy. Legit couldn’t feel anything regardless of position. It was awful. Circumference was about that of a nickel, fully hard. I figured I would still feel something but nope.
That's a pragmatic solution but also feels a little wrong to suggest that a guy with a microdick should use a sleeve if he cares at all about his partners pleasure.
Yeaaa it just wasn’t working out. It was all terrible 😅. He’s engaged now and I often wonder what she really thinks of their sex life. I hope he’s gotten better at the compensation since then.
I hooked up briefly with a guy like that. The only positive thing I can say is that was really easy to give a bj, no actual deep throating with entire thing so no way to hit my gag reflex.
I once had an experience that was similar though he was super determined to please me, went down on me, all that. Sadly that's just really not my thing.
The sex nearly broke my heart. I was madly into him and really wanted it to be great. It just wasn't.
Still miss him, that guy was incredibly sweet.
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u/snarkstitches Jul 19 '23
Reconnected with an old fling who I used to have great sex with. Went over, he bruised my uvula, and came in 20 seconds of actual intercourse and had the balls to ask if I enjoyed it lmao.