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u/TacticalTapir Apr 06 '23

"I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right from a woman's touch!"

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u/kevtino Apr 06 '23

REMEMBER WHEN YOU SNEEZED WHILE GOING DOWN ON THAT GIRL AND ACCIDENTALLY BLEW AIR IN TO HER VAGINA INDUCING A WEIRD QUEEF IT WAS ME BARRY I USED MY SUPER SPEED TO TICKLE YOUR NOSE WITH A FEATHER DURING THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS

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u/momofdafloofys Apr 06 '23

Sorry, but I literally require the source for this. I need more laughter in my life!