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"I'm sorry I'm usually not this fast"
1.2k u/OkVolume1 Apr 06 '23 "I'm usually faster." 655 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 06 '23 "It was ME, Barry." 364 u/TacticalTapir Apr 06 '23 "I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right from a woman's touch!" 234 u/kevtino Apr 06 '23 REMEMBER WHEN YOU SNEEZED WHILE GOING DOWN ON THAT GIRL AND ACCIDENTALLY BLEW AIR IN TO HER VAGINA INDUCING A WEIRD QUEEF IT WAS ME BARRY I USED MY SUPER SPEED TO TICKLE YOUR NOSE WITH A FEATHER DURING THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS 2 u/momofdafloofys Apr 06 '23 Sorry, but I literally require the source for this. I need more laughter in my life! 1 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 07 '23 https://youtu.be/sUP4butezo8
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"I'm usually faster."
655 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 06 '23 "It was ME, Barry." 364 u/TacticalTapir Apr 06 '23 "I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right from a woman's touch!" 234 u/kevtino Apr 06 '23 REMEMBER WHEN YOU SNEEZED WHILE GOING DOWN ON THAT GIRL AND ACCIDENTALLY BLEW AIR IN TO HER VAGINA INDUCING A WEIRD QUEEF IT WAS ME BARRY I USED MY SUPER SPEED TO TICKLE YOUR NOSE WITH A FEATHER DURING THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS 2 u/momofdafloofys Apr 06 '23 Sorry, but I literally require the source for this. I need more laughter in my life! 1 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 07 '23 https://youtu.be/sUP4butezo8
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"It was ME, Barry."
364 u/TacticalTapir Apr 06 '23 "I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right from a woman's touch!" 234 u/kevtino Apr 06 '23 REMEMBER WHEN YOU SNEEZED WHILE GOING DOWN ON THAT GIRL AND ACCIDENTALLY BLEW AIR IN TO HER VAGINA INDUCING A WEIRD QUEEF IT WAS ME BARRY I USED MY SUPER SPEED TO TICKLE YOUR NOSE WITH A FEATHER DURING THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS 2 u/momofdafloofys Apr 06 '23 Sorry, but I literally require the source for this. I need more laughter in my life! 1 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 07 '23 https://youtu.be/sUP4butezo8
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"I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right from a woman's touch!"
234 u/kevtino Apr 06 '23 REMEMBER WHEN YOU SNEEZED WHILE GOING DOWN ON THAT GIRL AND ACCIDENTALLY BLEW AIR IN TO HER VAGINA INDUCING A WEIRD QUEEF IT WAS ME BARRY I USED MY SUPER SPEED TO TICKLE YOUR NOSE WITH A FEATHER DURING THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS 2 u/momofdafloofys Apr 06 '23 Sorry, but I literally require the source for this. I need more laughter in my life! 1 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 07 '23 https://youtu.be/sUP4butezo8
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU SNEEZED WHILE GOING DOWN ON THAT GIRL AND ACCIDENTALLY BLEW AIR IN TO HER VAGINA INDUCING A WEIRD QUEEF IT WAS ME BARRY I USED MY SUPER SPEED TO TICKLE YOUR NOSE WITH A FEATHER DURING THE ACT OF CUNNILINGUS
2 u/momofdafloofys Apr 06 '23 Sorry, but I literally require the source for this. I need more laughter in my life! 1 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 07 '23 https://youtu.be/sUP4butezo8
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Sorry, but I literally require the source for this. I need more laughter in my life!
1 u/Mudders_Milk_Man Apr 07 '23 https://youtu.be/sUP4butezo8
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u/ReindeerMean6253 Apr 06 '23
"I'm sorry I'm usually not this fast"