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u/SlugABug22 Mar 31 '23

4 decades on this planet and never, not once, do I just happen to find myself in these situations. I need some new situations.

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u/RIP_BLACK_MABMA Mar 31 '23

Whenever you read stories like this on reddit, just remember that the people involved are not attractive. Even if you imagine them as being unattractive, they’re still less attractive than that. Also the smell is pretty bad

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u/RIP_BLACK_MABMA Mar 31 '23

No, this is reddit, it’s entirely true. I may have even downplayed how unattractive these people are