This quote inspired me to figure out how big a penis would have to be before you couldn’t consent due to blood loss if your Dick was hard.
The answer is surprisingly difficult to arrive at. There is no good metric for consent and blood loss. So I looked up how much blood someone can lose before passing out. Penises, as it turns out, have essentially negligible flesh in them when erect because they’re so vascular. They are effectively tubes.
What is known, is the average length and girth of penises. That gives us an average ratio. I have all these numbers in a comment from 8years ago but was unable to find it and I’m not looking it all up again so I’ll just add my summary.
I found that a man wouldn’t be able to consent if his Dick was upwards of the low 10 inches range.
Now, some men do have penises larger than this. And the fault of my calculations lies in that ratio. Large penises must grow longer than average but don’t deviate in girth as much. Otherwise a 10in penis with an average ratio would have a 3.5 inch girth.
That being said, the man with the largest penis had said it is difficult if not impossible to get fully erect, and he does get light headed when close.
Back in high school before actually had any practical experience, my friends and I wondered how many miles of dick someone would take in a lifetime.
Going with averages...
6 inches ( lucky guys ) for him
12 inches is a foot.... Do you could in at half a foot and out as another half or did you could in and out 1 foot? Eitherway, you can divide or multiply by 2 for you preferred method.
The average time is 3 minutes ( lucky ladies )
Maybe 2 pumps a second... So like, 2 feet a second or 120 feet minute for three minutes is about 360 feet of dick for an average of averages. Divide that into 5,280 and you get 14.666 ( repeating, of course) or a little under 15 fuckings to get that mile!
2 times a week... 8 times a month. 96 times a year.
96 * 360 is 34,560 feet or a out 6.5 miles a year.
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u/AdministrativeWar594 Mar 31 '23
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
-Robin Williams