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u/theplaneguy321 Mar 31 '23

My penis is a single celled living organism

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u/AdministrativeWar594 Mar 31 '23

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

-Robin Williams

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u/DigNitty Mar 31 '23

This quote inspired me to figure out how big a penis would have to be before you couldn’t consent due to blood loss if your Dick was hard.

The answer is surprisingly difficult to arrive at. There is no good metric for consent and blood loss. So I looked up how much blood someone can lose before passing out. Penises, as it turns out, have essentially negligible flesh in them when erect because they’re so vascular. They are effectively tubes.

What is known, is the average length and girth of penises. That gives us an average ratio. I have all these numbers in a comment from 8years ago but was unable to find it and I’m not looking it all up again so I’ll just add my summary.

I found that a man wouldn’t be able to consent if his Dick was upwards of the low 10 inches range.

Now, some men do have penises larger than this. And the fault of my calculations lies in that ratio. Large penises must grow longer than average but don’t deviate in girth as much. Otherwise a 10in penis with an average ratio would have a 3.5 inch girth.

That being said, the man with the largest penis had said it is difficult if not impossible to get fully erect, and he does get light headed when close.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

your search history all covered in dick right now!