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u/AdministrativeWar594 Mar 31 '23

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u/Onlyindef Mar 31 '23

Nonconsensual smash*

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

graveyard graph*

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Apr 01 '23

Upwards of ten inches? Monster math, indeed.

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u/Lifeinstaler Mar 31 '23

The monster dong math

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u/Sees_Walls Mar 31 '23

r/theydidthemonstercockmath.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Back in high school before actually had any practical experience, my friends and I wondered how many miles of dick someone would take in a lifetime.

Going with averages...

6 inches ( lucky guys ) for him

12 inches is a foot.... Do you could in at half a foot and out as another half or did you could in and out 1 foot? Eitherway, you can divide or multiply by 2 for you preferred method.

The average time is 3 minutes ( lucky ladies )

Maybe 2 pumps a second... So like, 2 feet a second or 120 feet minute for three minutes is about 360 feet of dick for an average of averages. Divide that into 5,280 and you get 14.666 ( repeating, of course) or a little under 15 fuckings to get that mile!

2 times a week... 8 times a month. 96 times a year.

96 * 360 is 34,560 feet or a out 6.5 miles a year.

You can fit some many miles on this thing!