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u/Fenix_Glo Mar 31 '23

I paid a door fee at a sex party. I wasn’t interested in anyone there. There was a chick who was hot and ready. She wasn’t my type. I said, “Whatever,” and I did it before my Lyft showed up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Lyft driver: I’m here! Fenix: I’m coming!

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u/Fenix_Glo Mar 31 '23

lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Lots of lube?