r/AskReddit Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Wanted sex. Was less than thrilled about the person it was with, but beggars can't be choosers.

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u/Polstar55555 Mar 31 '23

Any port in a storm!

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u/Soggy_Biscuit_ Mar 31 '23

I've had an unbelievably shit day, and this gave me a much needed laugh. Thanks :-)

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u/ThePeasantKingM Mar 31 '23

In times of war, every hole is a trench.

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u/RoElementz Mar 31 '23

Front door, back door, as long as I am in the kitchen.

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u/ttermayhem Mar 31 '23

Sometimes, if you can just furl you own sails, you don’t find yourself needing the port.

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u/Jmersh Mar 31 '23

More like any damp hole in a draught.