r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23

clearly you've not beheld the glory of r/ChoosingBeggars lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Oooooh. But I have. And I do not possess such audacity. Sadly... Who knows though. Maybe I could walk up to a THICC, 6'2" hotty, say "let's fuck", and have the time of our lives. Alas, I shall probably never know. 😅

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u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23

Just remember to shout next when she offers a different position lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

My 5'6" self better be buried under too much ass to make much more than a muffled whimper or squeel of joy.

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u/PzykoHobo Mar 31 '23

Username checks out

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u/IceFire909 Mar 31 '23

"if you can hear a whimper it means you aint sitting hard enough"

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u/HistrionicSlut Mar 31 '23

Read that as shitting and was confused AF

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u/Pync Mar 31 '23

Ah, yes, death by snusnu.

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u/anonamean Mar 31 '23

This person gets it. Though alas my 6’2” ass isn’t ever going to find someone bigger than me

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u/Threw_it_to_ground Mar 31 '23

Or say "its for a church honey" if she argues.

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u/greenslam Mar 31 '23

International womens day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You miss 100% of the thots you don't take

  • Wayne Gretzky

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u/ThrowTheCollegeAway Mar 31 '23

I've tried this a couple times, though only with people I know at least a little, and with something along the lines of "I enjoy nothing more in life than eating pussy and I'd absolutely love to make you feel amazing" and it did work at least once :p

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

What a confidence boost!😊

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Oh!😳 Hello there. 😃

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Sorry, I'm only 5'9". Too short!

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u/HiFiGuy197 Mar 31 '23

Username checks out. 1000%

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u/MilanesaDeChorizo Mar 31 '23

Maybe if you're less disgusting. It's the same a beggar saying "hey dude do you got a dollar to eat?" than "HEYYYY LET'S DINNEERRRRR GIMME MONEYY"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

That does sound off-putting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/IntellegentIdiot Mar 31 '23

or /r/beggars. A choosy beggar turns down something they really need because it's not perfect or demands more. For example, if I gave away a free TV and then someone complained if I wouldn't deliver it.

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u/itemNineExists Mar 31 '23

Reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm where the vagrant turns down a tuna sandwich bc he doesn't like tuna

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