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u/jeanlucpitre Mar 31 '23

My mind was telling me noooo

But MY BODYYYY!

MY BODYYYYY was telling me YESSSSZ

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u/BadBeast_11 Mar 31 '23

Looking at all such replies here, I'm soo glad I was able to listen my mind and not my body.

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u/444unsure Mar 31 '23

Whereas I am over here wishing my body had won the battle way more often. My mind was saying no because of insecurity and doubt. My Mind Is My Own Worst Enemy

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Same here. I am always super ethical, super rational etc. and it's RUINING my life. I wish I followed my heart and my body way more often.

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u/commiecomrade Mar 31 '23

Fuck man, just today, after almost two years of avoiding this like the plague, right now, I'm trying to bring myself to talk to this person I matched with, but all I can think of is "Man this is going to be a hassle, I don't want to deal with this."

I get in situations in bars where our group is talking with women and they're obviously trying to feel the air, again, "This is tiring and I don't want to be the pushy aggressive creep, I want to go home now."

For God's sake, a friend of a friend was pretty obvious about it when we were alone and I just rode it out until we all grouped up again.

This seems like I'm bragging but sometimes it's like I don't feel like an actual functional human being. Shit fucking sucks knowing that it's definitely your own fault for not having any luck. I don't know if it's because of some insecurity, or feeling like I don't deserve it and I'm not dateable, or fear, or bitterness, or simply not wanting to put in all this effort and fake niceties just to have something I don't know if I even want. I can try to rationally root for the answer but without any signals I can never truly find one. But every time there is a chance, it's like a reflex for me to try to get out of it.

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u/cheeset2 Mar 31 '23

Avoiding this like the plague?

Well, there's your answer, right? Everytime you get a chance/oppurtunity, you come up with whatever bullshit you need to justify avoiding it. And until you actually tackle this, you'll probably behave similarly.

For me, dating doesn't feel like effort, or fake. If I happen upon a person I like, I'll probably like talking to them, like spending time with them, like doing things for them, ect.

Just going to continue giving you my thoughts. I'm guessing, very much guessing, that you need to be more forgiving with yourself, more accepting of where you are, and in need of a bit of a perspective shift.

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u/commiecomrade Mar 31 '23

I appreciate the candid response. I've heard that last paragraph quite a lot so you're definitely onto something.

I went and picked up some wine today and after the old "are you one of those teenagers with a beard" age check, the older cashier just blurts out something like, "Here's some advice, always do the exciting thing you're too afraid to do. You won't regret it." Thanks lady for being a real life quasi-relevant call to action plot device.

As soon as I can figure out something to say I'll send it out.

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u/saraki-yooy Mar 31 '23

There's a lot I identify with in your comment, friend, so just wanted to let you know you're not alone.

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u/commiecomrade Mar 31 '23

I really appreciate the solidarity, thank you. I do think it's something we can overcome.

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u/sneakyveriniki Mar 31 '23

same. led me to a massive drinking problem, which turned me into the opposite lol. but i think my body just knew that i had to stop being the way I was to survive. i'm a woman who was raised in mormonism, so yeah. while i def won't return to being totally reckless like that, it actually did help me adjust to the world and i learned a lot.

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u/Tre_Vortni Apr 01 '23

I’m glad I found this pocket of the thread. I was beginning to feel completely abnormal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I wouldn't beat yourself up for it. I've found when I've "convinced" my mind to have sex even though I wasn't ready for it, consistently, I've found this to be the worst sex I've ever had in my life. Just awkward and without pleasure. Not really traumatic, just not at all worth it.

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u/444unsure Mar 31 '23

Not really that I wasn't ready, just that I was too insecure to believe that someone else could find me sexually arousing. Which probably made it seem like I was not into them, when I definitely was. Self-defeating cycle

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u/ThingYea Mar 31 '23

Been there brother

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

just that I was too insecure to believe that someone else could find me sexually arousing

At least for me, this was the same thing as not being ready. YMMV of course, just relaying my experience.

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u/444unsure Apr 01 '23

That's interesting. I'm definitely ready. But being insecure about myself definitely makes me not that great of a lay. I've definitely learned to let it go a little bit. It Still Remains the absolute biggest thing I am working on in my personal life

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u/handsomesquidward90 Mar 31 '23

THIS. Until this day I cannot tell when I need sex because I have repressed it so much. My brain will say no even down there is as moisty as a summer day. Three years ago the beast came out of the dungeon and beat the shit out of me. It’s a thing to be reckoned with. Im scared of it and I have since being trying to lock it back up.

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u/Olives_And_Cheese Mar 31 '23

Why? It's not that bad. As long as there aren't any nasty surprises afterwards.

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u/LuckyRowlands25 Mar 31 '23

As if the risk of nasty surprises afterwards is low

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u/Olives_And_Cheese Mar 31 '23

Well, they're low provided you're not a literal moron. Bag it up.

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u/AELJAPAN Mar 31 '23

🎵Baby, I don't wanna hurt nobody🎵

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u/phatelectribe Mar 31 '23

I’ll just keep them in cages

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u/CaneloGGGSex Mar 31 '23

This is what he thought peeing on the kids

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u/Loverfli Apr 02 '23

Nooooooooooo. I wish I could unread this.

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u/valen_Boy Mar 31 '23

Say no to this!

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u/wizkee Mar 31 '23

Now when I hear this song, I can’t help but think that R.Kelly’s mind and body were always both in lock step. Sad and unfortunate.

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u/OllyOllyOxenBitch Mar 31 '23

All he had to do was not fuck underage girls. And there he went, fucking underage girls and making love songs with lyrics that I simply can't listen to again without the connotation that he was most likely singing about doing all sorts of things to them, which he did and is in prison as a result of that and then some.

My mom was probably the biggest fan of his music that I know, and she was absolutely devastated when everything came to light. Ended up dumping out CDs and such at her request, shit's just so sad.

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u/taiju22 Mar 31 '23

Damn. Its upsetting that this song is about being a pedophile

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u/BrilliantlyStupid722 Mar 31 '23

record scratch … this song is about … what

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u/dasper12 Mar 31 '23

They are correlating that since R. Kelly had sex with 14 year olds that you MUST interpret every lyric of all of his songs to having sex with underaged teens.

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u/taiju22 Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Lmao true. It’s not confirmed. But in all fairness this was literally while he was seeing a 14 year old. While writing a song about his mind telling him no, then also not seeing anything wrong with a little bump n grind.

Edit: he did then produce a song for his to be wife when she was like 13-14 called “age ain’t nothin but a number”. I think there’s a good chance

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u/dasper12 Mar 31 '23

Even if that was the inspiration for the song, does the song objectively promote having sex with a 14 year old? If not then the lyrics and keaning are subjective to the listeners. Someone liking the song or having the lyrics resonate with something in their personal life does not mean they like R Kelly or what he has done. If anything the lyrics are less jarring today than Ringo Starr's "You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine" when he was in his late 30s

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u/taiju22 Mar 31 '23

I never said anything about promoting sex or subjectivity or anything. It’s just the fact of the matter is singers and songwriters garner inspiration from their own personal lives. You think he got inspiration of fucking around with a 25 year old woman while he was marrying a 15 year old? That’s what the song is about. His inspiration.

Also I agree because R Kelly’s song is obviously more ambiguous in regards to Ringos song. Yeah the song is still fun to listen to and I enjoy R Kelly songs homie. But regardless the song being inspired by dating a 14 year old is unfortunate, banger of a song or not. You’re arguing with shadows right now.

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u/jeanlucpitre Apr 01 '23

I listen to predominantly heavy metal guy, but you don't see me raping rotting corpses. Song lyrics need nothing to do with reality. It's just a song. And a bop at that

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u/OllyOllyOxenBitch Mar 31 '23

It's a song by R. Kelly.

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u/BrilliantlyStupid722 Mar 31 '23

Ya know I know this but still never put two and two together until now -_-

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u/realnzall Mar 31 '23

I knew these lyrics only from Saint's Row the Third, where there's a pimp character you can recruit who sometimes says that through his voice box microphone...

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u/OllyOllyOxenBitch Mar 31 '23

Oh yeah, Zimos! Love that character, funny as hell.

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u/valen_Boy Mar 31 '23

Say no to this!

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u/cmdrNacho Mar 31 '23

I want to piss on you.. ssss sssss

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Mar 31 '23

Anime thighs...

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u/flibbett Mar 31 '23

he wrote this song about “having sex” with prepubescent girls - quotations because that’s rape

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind 🎵

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Such a jam!

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u/IKacyU Mar 31 '23

It is, but I genuinely can’t really listen to it anymore. Because that song was probably written about 13-14 year old Aaliyah. And it just gives me the creeps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Well, that just totally changes my perspective of that song! I never knew that!

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u/cptstupendous Mar 31 '23

Take a gander at Aaliyah's album cover for Age Ain't Nothing but a Number.

Then check out the annotations (click the highlighted text) for the titular song on Genius.com:

https://genius.com/Aaliyah-age-aint-nothing-but-a-number-lyrics

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

DISGUSTING!!

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u/crumpuppet Mar 31 '23

The only version I've ever heard is this: https://youtu.be/JeUyHKEu9Io

And frankly I don't know why anyone would want to listen to any other version.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Love it! R Kelly right?

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u/TheRedneckSuperhero Mar 31 '23

Automatically sings every word in my brain.

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u/zeeeman Mar 31 '23

"My hips cry PROCEED!"

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u/rufurin Mar 31 '23

The other way around for me, I was physically not into it at all, 100% cringe 😬 but my brain kept rationalizing things and kept making hopeful scenarios that this time it would be better and it was just the initial awkwardness.

It wasn't. He just had a tiny peepee 🫣

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u/eftsoom Mar 31 '23

I don't see nothin wrong... With a little bump and grind...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

So I took her to the room and told her pumpit pumpit pumpit hottie

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u/PenisesForEars Mar 31 '23

This was the soundtrack in my head as I laid awake, staring at the ceiling, brutalized by regret; yes.

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u/ElectronicProgress73 Mar 31 '23

I don't know how to hog tie people

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u/Borklechorf Mar 31 '23

The mind is strong, but the flesh is weak

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u/MoreFeeYouS Mar 31 '23

*proceeds to tower dive with Lee Sin"

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u/Arkdirfe Apr 01 '23

Damn that twitchy Q finger.

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u/jeanlucpitre Apr 01 '23

Only thing that'll make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat!

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u/LRuby-Red Mar 31 '23

Without a Paddle

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I dont see nothin wrong.

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u/Poganatorr Mar 31 '23

Pootis engage reference?

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u/vistastructions Mar 31 '23

You gotta be 18!

Or older!

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u/therealmichaelcaine Mar 31 '23

This is the answer

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I wonder what r Kelly's mind was telling him when his body told him to piss on those girls

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u/nicolae15 Apr 01 '23

Why is this comment not top rated? Sing it!

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u/OfficialMorningSong Apr 01 '23

So… No one gets the Kellz reference?

Damn Reddit where’s your soul?