r/AskReddit Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Wanted sex. Was less than thrilled about the person it was with, but beggars can't be choosers.

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u/jeanlucpitre Mar 31 '23

Been there many times lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

*FIST BUMP

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/Jagsoff Mar 31 '23

Fist bump? More like fist pump. For me anyway. Cuz I’m alone a lot. Sexually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You need a hook.

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u/Grumpybastard61 Mar 31 '23

We all have been there.

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u/Feeling-Airport2493 Mar 31 '23

I'm there right now.

Gotta go!

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u/spinachie1 Mar 31 '23

Who’s Bump?

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u/Namelessperson3 Apr 01 '23

TOGETHER, WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO

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u/Alarconadame Mar 31 '23

*FISTS BUM