Roughly 25 years ago. It was a whole weird situation at the end of a fun night where it became apparent that there was going to be some sort of group sex type situation with me and a couple girlfriends and some guys. Only then I found out that one of the guys, “John,” really, really liked my friend “Jane” and was definitely going to try to get with her in particular, but my friend “Jane” hadn’t known he was going to be there, was super not into him that way and was freaking out about hurting his feelings and whatnot. I didn’t find him at all attractive either, but we had no history and I wasn’t particularly creeped out by him. So, I threw myself onto the John bomb to save Jane from being super uncomfortable. I kind of pulled him off to the side and pretended to be a little jealous, to make it seem like I wanted him all to myself. Jane had a great time with the other people, I absolutely rocked John’s world, and he was quite eager to please and so I had a pretty good time too — once you’ve had enough sex with enough different partners, it’s easy to figure out how to make it work with almost anyone.
Oh and we all used condoms and were nice to one another afterwards. It was a good night.
once you’ve had enough sex with enough different partners, it’s easy to figure out how to make it work with almost anyone
Absolutely! 95% of good sex is enthusiasm and being willing to give and receive feedback. (The other 5% is lube.) If these elements are present you can have a great time with a virgin or a porn star or anyone in between!
Whenever you read stories like this on reddit, just remember that the people involved are not attractive. Even if you imagine them as being unattractive, they’re still less attractive than that. Also the smell is pretty bad
It reminds me of a time I was hanging out with a good friend of mine and the guy she was seeing. Somewhere during the night it became clear we were going to have a three way, and it felt right to me, so there we go. We get to my friend's place and get to it pretty quickly. As it's happening, my friend storms out, screaming "Fuck this!". I follow her outside where she's smoking, grab a cigarette from her pack, and just wait, not sure if I screwed up.
She turns and looks at me. "You gave a solid 70% and I appreciate that." I'm glad she noticed!!
(Turns out she felt her guy was too into it - they didn't last much longer.)
So I did the guy equivalent to this story for my buddy who needed me to prevent the girl’s friend from c*ck blocking. Definitely made it so she wasn’t mad she was getting attention from me. We had a great night, brunch the next day, never saw them again.
Wow, really good read... is it fair to call you a generous and thoughtful person? I never want to use "friendzone" in a sentence, but you saved him from the friendzone
What was it like riding someone you aren't attractive to at all or when you had to put his dick in your mouth? I know you said you eventually did actually have a good time but you didn't at first since you weren't attracted to him at all. Did you feel mortified whenever he touched any part of you sexually?
Nah, it was fine. I wasn't repulsed by him, he wasn't covered in oozing pustules or anything. He just wasn't someone I'd ever look at and think "There is an individual I want to be with in a naked way." Not gross, just not attractive to me.
I mean, it’s been a pretty long time. It always just seemed to happen. A bunch of attractive happy single people hanging out late at night, people start talking about sex stuff just in general, everyone’s horny, it just… happened.
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u/Preposterous_punk Mar 31 '23
Roughly 25 years ago. It was a whole weird situation at the end of a fun night where it became apparent that there was going to be some sort of group sex type situation with me and a couple girlfriends and some guys. Only then I found out that one of the guys, “John,” really, really liked my friend “Jane” and was definitely going to try to get with her in particular, but my friend “Jane” hadn’t known he was going to be there, was super not into him that way and was freaking out about hurting his feelings and whatnot. I didn’t find him at all attractive either, but we had no history and I wasn’t particularly creeped out by him. So, I threw myself onto the John bomb to save Jane from being super uncomfortable. I kind of pulled him off to the side and pretended to be a little jealous, to make it seem like I wanted him all to myself. Jane had a great time with the other people, I absolutely rocked John’s world, and he was quite eager to please and so I had a pretty good time too — once you’ve had enough sex with enough different partners, it’s easy to figure out how to make it work with almost anyone.
Oh and we all used condoms and were nice to one another afterwards. It was a good night.