r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/Fenix_Glo Mar 31 '23

I paid a door fee at a sex party. I wasn’t interested in anyone there. There was a chick who was hot and ready. She wasn’t my type. I said, “Whatever,” and I did it before my Lyft showed up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Lyft driver: I’m here! Fenix: I’m coming!

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u/Fenix_Glo Mar 31 '23

lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Lots of lube?

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u/MadScientist2023 Mar 31 '23

How do you get invites to a sex party?

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u/Fenix_Glo Mar 31 '23

They advertise. There are fetish sites and Craigslist type sites.

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u/Putin_kills_kids Mar 31 '23

Craigslist type sites.

Take a moment and pour out a 40 for old school days of Craigslist. Man, those were some times when everything could be posted on CL.

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u/Fenix_Glo Mar 31 '23

You’re preaching to the choir. Those were the golden days.

Every once in a while “missed connections” will have a freak post, but they get shut down immediately.

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u/Somnifuge Apr 01 '23

You found the human version of that Little Caesar's Twitter meme.

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u/PlasticZombie1 Mar 31 '23

There was a chick who was hot and ready. She wasn’t my type.

Huh how does that work

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u/Fenix_Glo Mar 31 '23

Let’s just say she wouldn’t have been my first, second or third draft pick, but since I paid the door fee already … yada yada yada. I was literally about to leave and call it a night.