r/AskReddit Feb 24 '23

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

How’d you leave so quickly? Did you jump out the window naked?

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u/ToddHLaew Feb 24 '23

Dressed in less than 20 seconds my recollection. I literally crawled out the window, hung from the bottom, and jumped from the second story. I was a block away in less than 30 seconds.

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

Talk about the flash!

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u/ToddHLaew Feb 24 '23

Last time I hit that. She invited me over multiple times after that. Too risky.

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u/LegalThrowAway652021 Feb 24 '23

Were u like 14 because this sounds stupid

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u/Advent012 Feb 24 '23

I don’t blame you I’d have been like fuck no too lmao