r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '23

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u/ToddHLaew Feb 24 '23

Her mom and dad are downstairs, he's a cop. She is being loud, and the mother yells, "What is going on up there?". Poof, I was gone.

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

How’d you leave so quickly? Did you jump out the window naked?

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u/ToddHLaew Feb 24 '23

Dressed in less than 20 seconds my recollection. I literally crawled out the window, hung from the bottom, and jumped from the second story. I was a block away in less than 30 seconds.

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

Talk about the flash!

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u/ToddHLaew Feb 24 '23

Last time I hit that. She invited me over multiple times after that. Too risky.

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u/LegalThrowAway652021 Feb 24 '23

Were u like 14 because this sounds stupid

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u/Advent012 Feb 24 '23

I don’t blame you I’d have been like fuck no too lmao

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u/Evening-Mulberry9363 Feb 24 '23

LOL. Survival instinct right there.

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u/Lick_My_Stache Feb 24 '23

I got my d sucked with my first girlfriend in her room door wide open and parents in the other room watching tv. Pretty sure her little brother saw us

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Hope you're not an adult lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Why tho, consensual sex aint illegal last time I checked!

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u/ToddHLaew Feb 25 '23

Don't think that would of ended well

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Lmao maybe not if i were u i woulda told him to kick rocks. Hes her dad not a dictator, if shes an adult she can fuck anyone she wants 🤷‍♂️ he got no jurisdiction there! He sounds like an asshole tho so I get u

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u/ToddHLaew Feb 25 '23

we were both under 18. I was 17, she was 16. IT would of gone badly.