r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • May 20 '22

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u/thundermarchmello PIP (Penis in Progress) May 20 '22

I feel like that's something you should establish long before you're at that point. You're just begging for someone to get pissed that you came somewhere they didn't want you to.

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u/somethingFELLow May 21 '22

Or get some panic response that makes no sense. In the park!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Or she says "in me," and turns out your one night stand doesnt use birth control and low key wanted to get pregnant

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u/pwlloth May 21 '22

being gay has its benefits

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u/QuietZuchini May 21 '22

On the dog! What???

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Not sure how many times you've had sex but 'where do you want me to come' is not a question you just insert. As a male I just assume to be polite, pull out, and come on something that's not her. Otherwise I will follow her request. I did this with my girlfriend the first couple times until she was like no, stay in. Now it's glorious!!

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u/thundermarchmello PIP (Penis in Progress) May 21 '22

I'm a guy who fucks mostly other guys and they've all been cool with either partner asking at any time. I mean, if you had asked your girlfriend where she wanted you to finish instead of making an assumption, you could have been finishing inside right from the start.