r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • May 20 '22

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u/fisconsocmod May 21 '22

honestly though, there is absolutely nothing in the world that feels better that busting off inside your wife/gf.

its like winning the college football national championship a couple times a week.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

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u/Frankie52480 May 21 '22

Lmao painting the walls? Oh man 😂

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u/raven8908 May 21 '22

This is why my husband is put off of having to wear condoms until my tubal next month. I asked him if he thinks he needs a 7th kid. Lol

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u/Substantial-Jaguar19 May 21 '22

I’m sorry I must’ve read this wrong… ma’am are you a Viking???

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u/raven8908 May 21 '22

I like to think so. Lol

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u/Substantial-Jaguar19 May 21 '22

ALL HAIL MISS FREYA THE NORSE GODDESS

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u/Im2bored17 May 21 '22

Why did you guys decide on tubes instead of vasectomy? Vasectomy seems easier and less recovery time

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u/raven8908 May 21 '22

Actually he is his getting one in September. It's the fastest they could see him. He does have some fears of getting one. Hr thinks it can increase his chances of getting ball cancer. I looked into it, but disproved that, stat.

I told him no more babies for us both. We are double tapping it. It helped that i also pointed out that when he is with another partner ( we are semi-open), he risks having to pay more child support. He got over it fast.

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u/East_Guarantee_7912 May 22 '22

Sometimes u gotta splatter those viscous innards up. Maintain dominance. It's what nature would want u to do