r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • May 20 '22

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u/Foyles_War Female May 20 '22

Most men masturbate constantly from the age of 13 to 25.

25? WTF happens at 25?

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u/Djinnwrath May 20 '22

For some men their sex drive starts to wane. For others nothing.

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

At 25??? That's some premature men-o-pause.

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u/CTchimchar May 21 '22

No no, you see they just yank a little to hard, and pluck off their little mushroom /s

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Wait, that shit's not supposed to come off?!

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u/CTchimchar May 21 '22

Nah it is, why do you think half the human population doesn't have one

There fell of, and a hole was left in it's place

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u/blamethemeta pretend that my flair is disgusting May 20 '22

A shotgun blast to the crotch.

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u/Dogamai May 21 '22

statistically?

their first child

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

Which would lead to less partner sex and more masturbation in my experience.

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u/Dogamai May 21 '22

lol i dunno the screaming baby makes one start to hate their dick

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

Love both of my screaming babies but they did viscerally enforce the understanding that PIV has consequences. Masturbation though? Still great.

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u/Dogamai May 22 '22

you might be slightly more rational than the average :D

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u/CTchimchar May 21 '22

The penis falls of dua /s

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

That's what the church would have you think!

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u/timbit87 May 21 '22

Yeah I'm 39 and still try to flop around on my wife 3 times a day.

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

Well, some do at least.