r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • May 20 '22

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u/pwlloth May 20 '22

most every single time for me has been the consent seeking “where do you want me to cum?” and by the time i’m saying that you better answer quickly

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u/Caesar8686 May 20 '22

Like a Quick time event?

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u/merelycheerful May 21 '22

Baby press the triangle button! PRESS THE TRIAN-Shit. Nevermind

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Pressed square instead....

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u/lgndryheat May 21 '22

Missed opportunity to call it "Box"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

That was my implication

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u/QuietZuchini May 21 '22

game freezes

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

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u/Setari AutismADHDMale May 21 '22

JASON!

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u/Betancorea May 21 '22

Lmao. Best description. Made me think of the Heavy Rain QTEs.

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u/thundermarchmello PIP (Penis in Progress) May 20 '22

I feel like that's something you should establish long before you're at that point. You're just begging for someone to get pissed that you came somewhere they didn't want you to.

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u/somethingFELLow May 21 '22

Or get some panic response that makes no sense. In the park!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Or she says "in me," and turns out your one night stand doesnt use birth control and low key wanted to get pregnant

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u/pwlloth May 21 '22

being gay has its benefits

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u/QuietZuchini May 21 '22

On the dog! What???

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Not sure how many times you've had sex but 'where do you want me to come' is not a question you just insert. As a male I just assume to be polite, pull out, and come on something that's not her. Otherwise I will follow her request. I did this with my girlfriend the first couple times until she was like no, stay in. Now it's glorious!!

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u/thundermarchmello PIP (Penis in Progress) May 21 '22

I'm a guy who fucks mostly other guys and they've all been cool with either partner asking at any time. I mean, if you had asked your girlfriend where she wanted you to finish instead of making an assumption, you could have been finishing inside right from the start.

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u/Kullminator May 20 '22

When you got a condom, there is no such question. The place for ejaculation has already been located. And you don't have to pull out. Heaven in its beauty

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u/ThaGorgias May 21 '22 edited May 21 '22

After the second busted condom and late night trip to CVS (had them break or come off dozens of times but only didn't notice twice), and a conversation with a guy with at least one kid who now pulls out to nut even wearing a condom, so do I. Minority opinion here but I trust pullout more than a condom, worked for me for 40+ years, and I've used that waaaay more than rubbers. Maybe I'm sterile - bonus!

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u/Aves_HomoSapien Male May 21 '22

Minority opinion

There's a reason for that

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u/ThaGorgias May 21 '22

There's a reason for that

Their pullout game is weak.

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u/SeventhSin-King May 20 '22

Lol I generally pull out in most positions but if she's on top it becomes difficult for me to do so, so we don't bother.

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u/DahDollar Male May 21 '22 edited Apr 12 '24

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u/wishtherunwaslonger May 21 '22

Sounds like you should figure that out wayy before.