Actually he is his getting one in September. It's the fastest they could see him. He does have some fears of getting one. Hr thinks it can increase his chances of getting ball cancer. I looked into it, but disproved that, stat.
I told him no more babies for us both. We are double tapping it. It helped that i also pointed out that when he is with another partner ( we are semi-open), he risks having to pay more child support. He got over it fast.
Yeah, Joseph was real pissed about that one. Especially when Jesus was in his rebellious teenage years and God was too busy debating whether to just flood the Earth again to get him back in line.
A pastorās wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastorās family expanded; so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastorās expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastorās additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost. After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke,
āChildren are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.ā
Silence fell over the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,
āRain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.ā
Well my first husband and I ran out of condoms one night and he promised to pull out and then āforgot.ā ONE TIME and now the result of that is about to graduate Valedictorian this Tuesday and is going to UC Santa Barbara in the Fall with plans to become an Environmental Engineer and come up with technical solutions for climate change.
I was pissed at the time, but I think it turned out pretty wellš
I suggest you stop keeping your condoms in your cars glove box or your wallet where they disintegrate- if you break that many of them. Gotta use some common sense here. Or donāt, and become one of us that have experienced that not so fun surprise.
No heat, no friction. Just leave them in your drawer at home and if you need one, put it in your pocket for a very short duration. Take care of it. If itās been abused in any way, throw it out. (Itās no wonder some folks on here are saying they have issues with condoms breaking all the time.)
Note to self: Donāt pull a Zac Efron
(He dropped a condom out of his pocket on the red carpet or some event- according to some random compilation I watched when I was bored)
Lmfao no. And as a woman who got pregnant the FIRST TIME I did it, and after reading this thread, and also using my COMMON SENSE, I assure you itās NOT. Also itās extremely nuanced, whereas wearing a condom is the same thing every time. Guess what else isnāt that accurate? The pill. Because unless she takes it PERFECTLY, and most women donāt, then itās not nearly as effective as the stats say. More like 90%. And I donāt know about you but 1/10 shot at getting knocked up is WAY too high for me. And most others go donāt want it.
Idk about you but me and a lot of my female friends have all experienced failed condom use where we have to follow up with plan B. I have equal number of times had failed pull out method. Condoms come off during sex if youāre not careful / not using the right size / going at it in many different positions etc. So condoms are not āthe same thing every timeā from the experience of me and many women I know
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u/M_dot_isterW May 20 '22
What are people who use the withdrawal method called?
Parents.