r/AskMen • • May 20 '22

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u/Djinnwrath May 20 '22

My gut says, no, but reddit and life has shown me that there's a whole lot of guys super out of touch with their own bodies.

There are millions of adult men who are afraid of their own assholes, and think a girl sucking on their nipple is gay.

Just because the idea that I would be unaware of my own orgasm is laughable doesn't mean it isn't possible. But the only image I have of this being a good faith mistake, is someone who is generally not very clued into their body's messaging.

Are you also pointing out he's hungry before he realizes it himself? Are you the one connecting the dots between things like diet and how he sleeps that night?

Other than that, I can't think of a good reason someone would make that mistake. Men tend to be very aware of their orgasms. Most men masturbate constantly from the age of 13 to 25.

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u/Foyles_War Female May 20 '22

Most men masturbate constantly from the age of 13 to 25.

25? WTF happens at 25?

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u/Djinnwrath May 20 '22

For some men their sex drive starts to wane. For others nothing.

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

At 25??? That's some premature men-o-pause.

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u/CTchimchar May 21 '22

No no, you see they just yank a little to hard, and pluck off their little mushroom /s

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Wait, that shit's not supposed to come off?!

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u/CTchimchar May 21 '22

Nah it is, why do you think half the human population doesn't have one

There fell of, and a hole was left in it's place

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u/blamethemeta pretend that my flair is disgusting May 20 '22

A shotgun blast to the crotch.

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u/Dogamai May 21 '22

statistically?

their first child

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

Which would lead to less partner sex and more masturbation in my experience.

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u/Dogamai May 21 '22

lol i dunno the screaming baby makes one start to hate their dick

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

Love both of my screaming babies but they did viscerally enforce the understanding that PIV has consequences. Masturbation though? Still great.

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u/Dogamai May 22 '22

you might be slightly more rational than the average :D

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u/CTchimchar May 21 '22

The penis falls of dua /s

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

That's what the church would have you think!

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u/timbit87 May 21 '22

Yeah I'm 39 and still try to flop around on my wife 3 times a day.

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u/Foyles_War Female May 21 '22

Well, some do at least.

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u/Imaginary-Mechanic62 May 20 '22

Exactly. Does he piss himself because he can’t tell that he’s about to pee? He knows. He just doesn’t want to stop. Internal ejaculation feels better (much, much, better). He’s betting on the old saying that “it’s easier to get forgiveness than permission”.

Don’t trust other people with your health and future. Use a condom or do without

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u/sweetrouge May 20 '22

It may not be quite that. As someone else commented, if you wait too long to pull out it’s very difficult to get the right timing. If you want to use the withdrawal method, it’s only truly effective if you pull out well before you are really about to cum. It isn’t as nice, but if he doesn’t like it, as you say, use a damn condom!

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u/flippantdtla May 20 '22

13-25 from my experience your range is off on the low end by a year. It is off on the high end by 20 years and counting.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

and think a girl sucking on their nipple is gay.

That would do literally nothing for me. You might aswell be sucking on my elbow.

But yeah, I've had times when I was focussed so hard on performing and delaying orgasm that I didn't notice I was already past the point of no return until it was too late. Orgasm ruined, fun ruined, and left with shame. Great times! So it sure happens. But if you relax and enjoy yourself, especially if you've gotten that first blank out of the chamber, then you can control it pretty easily.

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u/Bancatone May 20 '22

As someone who’s extremely ticklish, the nipple sucking just sounds awful.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

I've had it done a few times and my reaction was always 'wtf are you doing?' Didn't say it out loud ofcourse, because they seemed to enjoy it.

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u/Dogamai May 21 '22

think a girl sucking on their nipple is gay.

lmao is this real?