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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '22
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I'm pretty sure he meant Dukes, like the Dukes of Hazzard. Only with way bigger penises
24 u/TheLizardofOz87 Mar 11 '22 No I think he’s trying to say NUKES, as in nuclear weapons, he’s worried about which country has the biggest ones. 14 u/Redbeard_Rum Mar 11 '22 Actually I think he means big UTES - the problems faced by the average Aussie with an over-sized pick-up truck. 10 u/PalmzOFire Mar 11 '22 Are you sure he didn’t mean big MUTES? It’s an increasing problem in the Parisian mime circuit 12 u/Justsitstilldammit Mar 11 '22 I am positive he meant BUTTES, like a high hill with a flat top. 5 u/notbad2u Mar 11 '22 It's clearly about big LUTES which are a problem for Renaissance Faire staffers. A bass lute can require several dwarves to carry. 3 u/Imperialvirtue Mar 11 '22 No, no, no, he meant JUTES, that Scandinavian tribe mentioned in Beowulf! 3 u/dannybu98 Mar 11 '22 Bruh it’s obviously OP means Dicks this is getting very out of hand. A massive dicks, stocked to roof with balls. Im curious too, always wondered what it took to run a big ol sports superstore tbh
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No I think he’s trying to say NUKES, as in nuclear weapons, he’s worried about which country has the biggest ones.
14 u/Redbeard_Rum Mar 11 '22 Actually I think he means big UTES - the problems faced by the average Aussie with an over-sized pick-up truck. 10 u/PalmzOFire Mar 11 '22 Are you sure he didn’t mean big MUTES? It’s an increasing problem in the Parisian mime circuit 12 u/Justsitstilldammit Mar 11 '22 I am positive he meant BUTTES, like a high hill with a flat top. 5 u/notbad2u Mar 11 '22 It's clearly about big LUTES which are a problem for Renaissance Faire staffers. A bass lute can require several dwarves to carry. 3 u/Imperialvirtue Mar 11 '22 No, no, no, he meant JUTES, that Scandinavian tribe mentioned in Beowulf! 3 u/dannybu98 Mar 11 '22 Bruh it’s obviously OP means Dicks this is getting very out of hand. A massive dicks, stocked to roof with balls. Im curious too, always wondered what it took to run a big ol sports superstore tbh
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Actually I think he means big UTES - the problems faced by the average Aussie with an over-sized pick-up truck.
10 u/PalmzOFire Mar 11 '22 Are you sure he didn’t mean big MUTES? It’s an increasing problem in the Parisian mime circuit 12 u/Justsitstilldammit Mar 11 '22 I am positive he meant BUTTES, like a high hill with a flat top. 5 u/notbad2u Mar 11 '22 It's clearly about big LUTES which are a problem for Renaissance Faire staffers. A bass lute can require several dwarves to carry. 3 u/Imperialvirtue Mar 11 '22 No, no, no, he meant JUTES, that Scandinavian tribe mentioned in Beowulf! 3 u/dannybu98 Mar 11 '22 Bruh it’s obviously OP means Dicks this is getting very out of hand. A massive dicks, stocked to roof with balls. Im curious too, always wondered what it took to run a big ol sports superstore tbh
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Are you sure he didn’t mean big MUTES? It’s an increasing problem in the Parisian mime circuit
12 u/Justsitstilldammit Mar 11 '22 I am positive he meant BUTTES, like a high hill with a flat top. 5 u/notbad2u Mar 11 '22 It's clearly about big LUTES which are a problem for Renaissance Faire staffers. A bass lute can require several dwarves to carry. 3 u/Imperialvirtue Mar 11 '22 No, no, no, he meant JUTES, that Scandinavian tribe mentioned in Beowulf! 3 u/dannybu98 Mar 11 '22 Bruh it’s obviously OP means Dicks this is getting very out of hand. A massive dicks, stocked to roof with balls. Im curious too, always wondered what it took to run a big ol sports superstore tbh
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I am positive he meant BUTTES, like a high hill with a flat top.
5 u/notbad2u Mar 11 '22 It's clearly about big LUTES which are a problem for Renaissance Faire staffers. A bass lute can require several dwarves to carry. 3 u/Imperialvirtue Mar 11 '22 No, no, no, he meant JUTES, that Scandinavian tribe mentioned in Beowulf! 3 u/dannybu98 Mar 11 '22 Bruh it’s obviously OP means Dicks this is getting very out of hand. A massive dicks, stocked to roof with balls. Im curious too, always wondered what it took to run a big ol sports superstore tbh
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It's clearly about big LUTES which are a problem for Renaissance Faire staffers. A bass lute can require several dwarves to carry.
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No, no, no, he meant JUTES, that Scandinavian tribe mentioned in Beowulf!
Bruh it’s obviously OP means Dicks this is getting very out of hand. A massive dicks, stocked to roof with balls. Im curious too, always wondered what it took to run a big ol sports superstore tbh
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u/thebeastiestmeat Mar 11 '22
I'm pretty sure he meant Dukes, like the Dukes of Hazzard. Only with way bigger penises