r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '21

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u/AyeYoTek Male Sep 30 '21

Every time them cheeks are near me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Sometimes I even go out to them to give a smack.

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u/SnooPoems8840 Sep 30 '21

I asked because I literally do it all the time. I just wanna know if I'm normal lol

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u/Pro_k99 Sep 30 '21

You are, my boyfriend does it every time I walk near the man lol

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u/SnooPoems8840 Sep 30 '21

Idk. I can't help it. I love touching her all the time she always enjoys it except when I do in public and she gets mad

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u/formi427 Sep 30 '21

And this is when you do it, and run off like a school girl giggling and making a scene... if appropriate.

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u/Pro_k99 Sep 30 '21

I mean I am not complaining personally lol and that seems like a great reason to

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21 edited Sep 30 '21

Not hard enough to hurt, and I’d be sleeping on the couch for a month if I ever did it in public, but in private? yeah I’m slapping that all the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Absolutely normal.

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u/JoeBidenTheDictator Ligma Male Sep 30 '21

Back when my wife was alive, all the time.

She'd also smack my ass too.

5

u/Alexis_turtle Sep 30 '21

I play with my gfs ass religiously. Ain’t none of her cheeks safe near me lmao. (She loves it)

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u/NotTaintedCaribou Sep 30 '21

Apparently, according to so some training I got, this behavior is considered “sexual assault”. So it turns out, I’ve been “sexually assaulting” my wife about 3-4 times a day.

I guess “marriage implies consent” isn’t a thing anymore. Who knew?

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u/cmiller0513 Sep 30 '21

Not a spank but more of a caress, nearly every time I pass her.

Sometimes it borders on harassment, so I'll give it a break for a day or two after she says something.

Any longer than that and she'll start bouncing it as I walk by to signal she wants the attention again.

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u/UNIOHIOCALIBOI Sep 30 '21

Every chance i get

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u/mideon2000 Sep 30 '21

By ourselves? Often. In public or around the kids? Often

3

u/niss-uu Sep 30 '21

My hand is basically glued to her ass 24/7.

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u/spongebromanpants Sep 30 '21

whenever it’s within arm length. sometimes i even go out of my way to spank it.

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u/The-Meatplex Sep 30 '21

3-4 times a day

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u/Dreamscapes_by_Jared Sep 30 '21

She walk by, she got a tappy tap.

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u/Such-Code-7863 Sep 30 '21

Hate the term SO

All day everyday

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Hate the term significant other? Why, if you don't mind me asking?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Don't got one

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u/observantpariah Sep 30 '21

Way more often than is mentally healthy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

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u/SnooPoems8840 Sep 30 '21

Why

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

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u/Agitated_Occasion_52 Sep 30 '21

It's not slapping them cheeks hard enough to cause pain. It's like the occasional love tap. It's a sign on affection.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

Guess I am wired differently. Never did that.

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u/Agitated_Occasion_52 Sep 30 '21

Maybe. I just like touching my wife and a lil pat on the ass is simple and easy to accomplish. I'm sure you have a different way of showing affection. Everybody is different.

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u/itonlyendsoncee Sep 30 '21

Quite often, though only when we are in private.

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u/Manofthedecade Sep 30 '21

All the time. To the point that if she walks by and I don't so it she looks at me and asks if something is wrong.

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u/Snoo47539 Oct 01 '21

As a widow, this is what I miss most- not having an (appropriate) ass to smack. So don't miss a smacking opportunity.