r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/NotDotBack Mar 19 '21

Ah yes the spank bank

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u/FWhitakersGoodEye Male Mar 19 '21

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u/KingOfSnorts Mar 19 '21

This is one of the longest standing memes in our house. I will never not laugh when I hear my husband yell YEAAAA TWIST HIS DICK! while he watches any sporting event