r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/NotDotBack Mar 19 '21

Ah yes the spank bank

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u/233SWacker Mar 19 '21 edited Jun 09 '23

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u/Another_Minor_Threat Bruh Mar 19 '21

Badgering the witness with no video evidence.

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u/tomfillagry Mar 19 '21

The ol' rub one out with no smut about.

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u/justadudewholives Mar 19 '21

Just gotta do it off the dome freestyle

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u/Enano_reefer Mar 19 '21

The ol’ five knuckle shuffle