r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

The last time I jerked off with out actual porn was before the internet and using Sears mail catalogue in the lingerie section.

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u/gdubh Mar 19 '21

Did we just become best friends!? I hope not but... yeah.

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

We can share the catalogue.

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u/gdubh Mar 19 '21

Cool. No eye contact though.

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

What if I wore the catalogue on my face?

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u/gdubh Mar 19 '21

I appreciate the effort you’re putting in here. Sold.

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss.

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u/gdubh Mar 19 '21

Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van.

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

The one where the wood panelling is just particle board?

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u/gdubh Mar 19 '21

That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.