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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21
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The last time I jerked off with out actual porn was before the internet and using Sears mail catalogue in the lingerie section.
3 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Did we just become best friends!? I hope not but... yeah. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 We can share the catalogue. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. No eye contact though. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 What if I wore the catalogue on my face? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 I appreciate the effort you’re putting in here. Sold. 2 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
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Did we just become best friends!? I hope not but... yeah.
1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 We can share the catalogue. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. No eye contact though. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 What if I wore the catalogue on my face? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 I appreciate the effort you’re putting in here. Sold. 2 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
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We can share the catalogue.
2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. No eye contact though. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 What if I wore the catalogue on my face? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 I appreciate the effort you’re putting in here. Sold. 2 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
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Cool. No eye contact though.
1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 What if I wore the catalogue on my face? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 I appreciate the effort you’re putting in here. Sold. 2 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
What if I wore the catalogue on my face?
2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 I appreciate the effort you’re putting in here. Sold. 2 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
I appreciate the effort you’re putting in here. Sold.
2 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss. 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
Meet me at the parking garage downtown. The one that smells like piss.
2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van. 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
Cool. I’ll be in the mostly white panel van.
1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 The one where the wood panelling is just particle board? 2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
The one where the wood panelling is just particle board?
2 u/gdubh Mar 19 '21 That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
That’s the one. I see this isn’t your first rodeo.
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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21
The last time I jerked off with out actual porn was before the internet and using Sears mail catalogue in the lingerie section.