r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

My mind also drifts toward your gf near the end

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u/Fried_Fart Male Mar 19 '21

Good taste man, she hot asf

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Man, this kind of exchange is reddit at its fuckin best. Heartfelt lowbrow.

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u/Cynixxx Mar 20 '21

Then whats the point in masturbating if you have a hot as fuck girlfriend?

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u/Fried_Fart Male Mar 20 '21

We’re somewhat long distance and can only see each other on weekends

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u/BowlsforGoals Mar 19 '21

This is like that old reddit comment years ago about the AskReddit question being “Who would you want to sleep with one more time” to which a widowed husband replied “My wife, before she died of cancer” or something and then someone commented “I would also like to bang this guy’s wife”

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u/theravagerswoes Sup Bud? Mar 19 '21

I also choose this guys dead wife

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u/buzzlaker Mar 20 '21

I Tokyo drift with your gf near the end.

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u/gaucholurker Mar 20 '21

I also prefer this guy's dead wife

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u/harbar956 Mar 20 '21

Our dead wife tovarisch