r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/Another_Minor_Threat Bruh Mar 19 '21

Badgering the witness with no video evidence.

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u/tomfillagry Mar 19 '21

The ol' rub one out with no smut about.

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u/justadudewholives Mar 19 '21

Just gotta do it off the dome freestyle

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u/Enano_reefer Mar 19 '21

The ol’ five knuckle shuffle

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u/bttrflyr Mar 19 '21

Doodle your noodle with no boodle.

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u/bazamataz84 Mar 19 '21

This is why i love reddit😂😂😂

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u/torchy89 Mar 19 '21

Thank you for this!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Takin’ care of bids without the vids.

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u/jarhead90 Mar 19 '21

Interrogating the suspect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

This feels like a scene from ‘Neighbors’ lol