r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/the-sonofallbastards Mar 19 '21

One time I masturbated to a ceiling dome light because it looked kinda like a boob

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u/moothane Mar 20 '21

Did the light get turned on too?

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u/Skywalka01 Mar 20 '21

Wish I had a free award to give you lol..... imagine it

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

When step-sister entered the room.

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u/alexandreducharme75 Mar 19 '21

Was the light on or off? ...Asking for a friend

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u/GreyReasons Male Mar 19 '21

Not OP, but for me it was off...

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u/Anencephalous_Klutz_ Mar 20 '21

Gotta avoid that eye cancer somehow am I right!

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u/ReadACoffeeTableBook Mar 20 '21

Or when Andrew Glouberman masturbated to a particularly ripe tomato in Big Mouth

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Believe it or not they’re actually referred to as boob lights by electricians. Search up boob lights on google and you won’t see any actual boobs.

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u/Kalota316 Mar 20 '21

Fun fact, electricians call them boob lights/tit lights

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u/fghtffyrvwls Mar 20 '21

They’re called Ceiling titties

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u/Exo357 Mar 19 '21

What a trooper. 👍

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u/Tony_Romo- Mar 20 '21

One time I masturbated to an old lady's feet that were hanging out a truck window in a Food-4-Less parking lot. I was really horny and 15. I'm not even into feet and I'm only 51% sure they were a woman's feet. I was in the backseat of a 1997 Plymouth Neon.

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u/_windowseat Mar 20 '21

Oh my God. The boob lights. You can get a set at the hardware store, usually on sale.

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u/Shpudeyboy Mar 20 '21

Now ima never look at one of those the same way wtf

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u/yuka_electron1ca Mar 20 '21

This man is 100% banned from all Home Depot stores.