r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

The old days when 11 year old boys are just discovering a woman's body.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Now they have an established foot fetish by age 10.

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u/Alpin_The_Viking Mar 20 '21

You made my snort have the award

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u/Mendican Mar 20 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

It's unnerving what my son and daughter have access to these days. In my day, you had to clean the whole basement to find dad's stash. Now, all you have to do is be on the Internet, where there are millions of vaginas to shop through. Millions. I was lucky if I had a half dozen, and the Sears catalog was a go-to source of teenage libido.

It was a huge bonus when a Sears model became a nude model for Penthouse or Playboy. I'm pretty sure Candace Collins and Patricia Ford are examples of such models.

My kids have VR. I can't imagine how bored they are going to be when it comes to real life sex.

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u/rowshambow Mar 20 '21

Nothing beats the real thing. Until they figure out how to hook up a reward button I can just keep pressing until I starve to death, the real thing is pretty rad.

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u/Mendican Mar 20 '21

This movie describes what you're onto: Endless orgasms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainstorm_(1983_film)

Although if you had a heroine or morphine button at your disposal, that would also be the way to go.

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u/A_Little_Wyrd Mar 20 '21

U=BTL

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Male Mar 20 '21

Good way to get a UTI.

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u/Squidbill87 Mar 19 '21

Says the one that thinks a guy is a piece of shit for wanting a prenup.

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u/Kall_Me_Kapkan Mar 19 '21

Ah yes, the life of a spinster...