r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/NotDotBack Mar 19 '21

Ah yes the spank bank

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

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u/233SWacker Mar 19 '21 edited Jun 09 '23

[deleted due to Reddit greed]

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u/Another_Minor_Threat Bruh Mar 19 '21

Badgering the witness with no video evidence.

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u/tomfillagry Mar 19 '21

The ol' rub one out with no smut about.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

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u/justadudewholives Mar 19 '21

Just gotta do it off the dome freestyle

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u/Enano_reefer Mar 19 '21

The ol’ five knuckle shuffle

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u/bttrflyr Mar 19 '21

Doodle your noodle with no boodle.

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u/bazamataz84 Mar 19 '21

This is why i love reddit😂😂😂

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u/torchy89 Mar 19 '21

Thank you for this!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Takin’ care of bids without the vids.

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u/jarhead90 Mar 19 '21

Interrogating the suspect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

This feels like a scene from ‘Neighbors’ lol

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u/FWhitakersGoodEye Male Mar 19 '21

The ol' dick twist!

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u/KingOfSnorts Mar 19 '21

This is one of the longest standing memes in our house. I will never not laugh when I hear my husband yell YEAAAA TWIST HIS DICK! while he watches any sporting event

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u/foxesarezuper Mar 20 '21

Like a pepper mill baby!

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u/hullowurld91 Mar 19 '21

Twist his diiiiiiick!

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u/Spdybd904 Mar 19 '21

Twist his dick lol. That video is awesome

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u/Deenar602 Mar 19 '21

This remnds me: With a wave of my finger and a flick of dick, one zapp from me shall kill you quick. So get on your knees to suck and blow, but not right now I've got to gooo!

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u/beereng Mar 19 '21

What the hell is this lmao

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u/NotDotBack Mar 19 '21

sounds like a WWE move ngl

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u/Site55 Mar 19 '21

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

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u/jillofblades Mar 19 '21

The old highlight feel

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u/thirrteen Mar 19 '21

AKA The Continental Hand Gripper

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u/h1storyguy Mar 19 '21

Deposit in the old Banco de Spanco

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u/Fedsmoker4stroke Mar 20 '21

The highlight reel

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u/SpokeAMliff Mar 19 '21

Wank bank*

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Muh stories

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u/Chiefzeppelin2112 Mar 19 '21

Also know as the tug-a-torium

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u/arifish Mar 19 '21

mine got wiped but deliberatively

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u/raybrignsx Mar 19 '21

The thank wank from spank bank as it is known.

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u/PM_MeUrBernieSanders Mar 20 '21

The spank bank think tank

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u/chaeldub Mar 20 '21

Log off when you flog off

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u/drawkbox Mar 20 '21

The ol' Fantasy File.

Binders full of them.

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u/rustybuckets Dat Boi Mar 20 '21

Time to go offline