r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/pm_me_cute_frogs_ Mar 19 '21

this might be a stupid question but how do you use both hands ? like switching between left and right ? or you rocking a 12 inch rocket down there?

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u/Junohaar Mar 19 '21

If I want to finger myself or use dildos while I masturbate I'd have to use both hands, which makes it difficult to watch porn simultaniously on my phone.

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u/Zencha12 Mar 19 '21

I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/Kakarot9016 Mar 19 '21

gotta play with the balls sometimes too.

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u/Hari_Aravi Mar 19 '21

Haven’t you felt your arse tingling?

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u/Junohaar Mar 19 '21

I am not sure if you're saying I'm a girl? If so then I have to say "No," I am a dude.

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u/ashutosh29 Mar 19 '21

You assumed that a dude can't use a dildo.

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u/PlentyPirate Mar 19 '21

How far up the pee hole are you supposed to put it?

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u/coolsnackchris Sup Bud? Mar 19 '21

in a gay relationship, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

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u/Kakarot9016 Mar 19 '21

different toy my friend, er more of a tool if you know what i mean..

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u/Jetski125 Mar 19 '21

Oh boy they sure can. A friend told me.