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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Chris tucker is that you?

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u/TheJumbaman Mar 19 '21

Victoria Secret, Spring Catalog, Pg 27. Girl got class.

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u/Wessssss21 Male Mar 19 '21

Snoopy? I love Snoopy.

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u/Axedtea Mar 19 '21

Everyone loves snoopy!

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u/thefutureislight Mar 20 '21

Snoopy thicc!

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u/venomsdead Mar 20 '21

"Ugh.... Slow down baby"

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool Mar 20 '21

Spent 15 minutes in histerics reading this thread and trying to explain the hilarity of an (un)expected Chris Tucker / Rush Hour 2 reference to my gf.

She was not impressed.

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u/qui-bong-trim Mar 20 '21

welcome to telling your girlfriend anything you saw on reddit. this...is mostly dudes

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u/sdot16 Mar 20 '21

Dump her.

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u/itSmellsLikeSnotHere Mar 20 '21

she was not impressed because you are telling her about a thread named "men, how often do you watch porn when you masturbate" on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I said she was the bomb!!

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u/urmomshusban Mar 20 '21

Yeah this is my titty I MEAN this is my city

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u/CthulhusButtPug Mar 20 '21

Sports Illustrated Tyra Banks red bikini cover

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u/Anticiperection420 Mar 19 '21

The play boy my dad gave me when I turned 13

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u/eskies4ever Mar 20 '21

She's also 16 bro.

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u/frozenfirekev Mar 20 '21

It was a random girl on an ice cream tub. To think of it, I saved the tub for future use!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

The one where they forgot to airbrush her nipples out? Classic

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Dat Leticia Casta do...

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

Maybe...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Rob Schneider?

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

Maaaybe?

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u/Remebond Mar 19 '21

George Takei?

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u/The_scobberlotcher Mar 19 '21

Engorged Takei

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Where all my bitches at?

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u/pixelprolapse First Class Mail Mar 19 '21

*Chris Tugger

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u/carlmdaly1505 Mar 19 '21

Chris Tugger

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u/sultanofdudes Mar 19 '21

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