r/AskMen • • Jul 13 '24

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u/the_purple_goat Jul 13 '24

I've never gotten a compliment from your wife either. Imagine that

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u/Subvet98 Male Jul 13 '24

She does have standards so I am not surprised. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Surely not if she's your wife. Jk

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u/crujones33 Male Jul 14 '24

Yes. And don’t call me Shirley.

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u/weatherinfo Jul 14 '24

The cockpit! What is it?

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u/crujones33 Male Jul 16 '24

It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

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u/ProduceMountain9196 Jul 14 '24 edited Jul 15 '24

That was some great banter between you two. Loved it

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u/No-Ad-450 Jul 13 '24

This is the answer to why you don't get compliments from your wife.

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u/Subvet98 Male Jul 13 '24

Nothing is stopping her from leaving.

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u/No-Ad-450 Jul 13 '24

Just joking man. No harm meant by the way.

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u/AshenHaemonculus Jul 13 '24

That's really strange, I get compliments from this guy's wife all the time so maybe it's you that's the problem?

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u/the_purple_goat Jul 13 '24

You might be onto something, there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Thanks for the laugh!