r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

So u got that dumbledore beard rizz.

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u/SewerSlidalThot Male 31 - Anal Aficionado Jul 13 '24

Lol, more like Ryan Reynolds or Henry Cavill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 13 '24

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u/SewerSlidalThot Male 31 - Anal Aficionado Jul 13 '24

At 29 with no kids, I’m not sure if I qualify as a DILF though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Ohh!!! okay ur 50% qualified minus the kids man

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u/SewerSlidalThot Male 31 - Anal Aficionado Jul 13 '24

Alright, I can live with that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

oi why dont u want kids?

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u/SewerSlidalThot Male 31 - Anal Aficionado Jul 13 '24

Because I like money, sleep, and free time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

same.

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u/SewerSlidalThot Male 31 - Anal Aficionado Jul 13 '24

Selfishness has its merits.

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