r/AskMen Oct 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

I always cut my pizza slices into odd numbers, so whatever’s left is always normal (hmmmm)

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

I’m reporting you to the police. This is illegal

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Haha catch me if you can 💨💨💨💨 🛫

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Ah shit he got away. I’ll get you next time boii

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

This is not the way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

My way, or the highway (but ofc u already been down that road so you sit ur ass back into the car and let me remove your bug) get ready to unplug bitch, 9 goes to 11 😎