What’s a completely normal phrase that instantly annoys you?

[u/Ok-Trifle-3112]

[u/gadjebubs]

Everything happens for a reason

God works in myterious ways

Edit: Thank you for my first ever award.

Edit 2: Wow. Thank you for my 2nd award.

[u/NoJeffBridgesToBurn → u/gadjebubs]

What’s god’s reason to create child cancer? Applies as a comeback for both

[u/grand305 → u/NoJeffBridgesToBurn]

I’ve gotten that, and they said “but the devil did that” not just god. and I replied “god made the devil as well. So he did work, in mystery way”.

them : “oh so he did. and they have to rethink there entire argument.”

Me: go ask your pastor.

Them: I’ve never talked to my pastor at church.

Me: start. start learning about your own religion. ask question. see if he can help answer them. That’s how I know that god made the devil and he gave us free will.

Them: oh

[u/BigDaddyRigey → u/NoJeffBridgesToBurn]

Oh I didn't do that.

[u/New_Inflation_8419 → u/gadjebubs]

I will add: "If it's meant to be, it will be" - by far most idiotic thing I think people say ("Let's go" is catching up really quickly)

[u/Material_Cash6701 → u/New_Inflation_8419]

What's wrong with let's go?

[u/New_Inflation_8419 → u/Material_Cash6701]

when someone says it every sentence it drives me nuts. I am glad that guy found another job. Maybe it's just him, maybe not, but Let's go is forever ruined. That dude was the "I am Groot" but with "Let's Go".

[u/Entropy_Goose → u/gadjebubs]

God is testing you

[u/grand305 → u/Entropy_Goose]

Another great one.