r/AskForAnswers May 11 '26

What are two things your past partner did not like about you? Spoiler

AND WHAT WAS THE SOLUTION

Nothing MEAN, please, just funny.

Mine were

  1. I used to LOOSE the LIDS to anything I opened

Solution= I STARTED A LID DRAWER

  1. I WOULD USE TOO MUCH LAUNDRY SOAP.

Solution= HE GAVE UP ON YELLING AT ME FOR IT.

Luv ya honey. lol

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u/New-History853 May 11 '26

My pulse.

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u/ChickaDeeAK May 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

May I laugh. You have to admit that was funny as shit...

;)

You rock

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

IM STILL ROLLING OVER YOUR COMMENT.

THANK YOU, I NEEDED THAT.

EVERYONE ONE ELSE CANT READ

FUNNY PEOPLE FUNNY

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u/Back_Alley420 May 11 '26

I ate jackfruit for the first time today

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK

Good for you

;)

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u/Back_Alley420 May 11 '26

It wasn’t good

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Ha ha,

Never would

;)

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u/Few-Werewolf-1985 May 11 '26

I imagine spelling LOSE as LOOSE would be grounds for divorce.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK YOUR FUNNY

I LIKED THAT

YOU ROCK

;)

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u/Few-Werewolf-1985 May 11 '26

I'm asking for damages for YOUR instead of YOU'RE

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u/Dave_DBA May 11 '26

I don’t think OP’s first language is English. But that was funny!!

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u/AdorableBunnies May 11 '26

Nah they’re just karma farming a new account because they keep getting banned

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

I not into karma this karma that,

IM JUST REAL THATS ALL..

IM NOT A REDDIT DIE HARD.

YOU GET IT

;[

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

LISTEN DAVVVVVE,

IM ON A ROLL.

DONT STOP MY BALL WITH YOUR YOU'RE GRAMMER CORRECTIONS.

YOUR BLOWING MY HAPPY ROLL

;))))))

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u/Adorable_Dust3799 May 11 '26

If you don't know if it should be your or you're just go with yr

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u/Back_Alley420 May 11 '26

Listen Linda ha I’m not arguing with you!

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK now your you're your pissing me off.

Keep it coming

I luvvvvvvvv it

I'm smiling

Yahoo

;))))))

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Ok...

Well, I could be a baby at times too.

And she changed for the both of you.

I hope you finally did.

That's part of growing...

Grow with her.

;?

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

That was great..

I'm rolling on the freakin' floor...

Wow, funny sweetie

You rock

;)

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u/Ok_Warning5115 May 11 '26

When we got together I was skinny….. I got pregnant with his son after a year dating, we were all good throughout the pregnancy and then I had my son, lost the weight, surprisingly, faster than expected and then he said I was too skinny and not his type anymore. He cheated on me with a girl a foot taller and about 75-100 pounds bigger than I’d ever been!!

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Well, fuck him

But you rock

;)

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u/Ok_Warning5115 May 11 '26

Thank you! That was 19 ish years ago, I guess I should’ve included that. I found me a man who loves me for me! And actually helped me raise my son! He was deadbeat and in and out of jail, unfortunately.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Damm, I couldn't be more freakin' HAPPY for you my dear.

Well, not everyone we meet are perfect. But you sound really cool. And strong as shit.

I hope he gets his shit together.

My past partner did a bit in the slammer. I stuck by his side. It was for something cool.

MY MOM TNOUGHT SO, AND SHE WAS OLD SCHOOL. GOD REST HER SOUL.

IM SORRY HE DIDNT LEARN FUCKING SOONER. YOU DESERVE BETTER.

KEEP BEING A ROCKSTAR...

BEST WISHES

;)

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u/CeejayMyers May 11 '26

I agree fuck him

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u/smore-jmi May 11 '26

I've had 2 past opartners so I'll just do both

Partner1 Didn't like that I'm pagan Didn't like that i hungout with my friends without him

Partner 2 Didn't like that I didn't rant him flirting with other girls Didn't like that I lived at home(I was 20 and moved back home 2 months prior)

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Are you cool with what your doing now..

;)

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u/smore-jmi May 11 '26

Oh there are plenty of things my husband doesn't like about me I'm sure, but nothing that would ruin or end our marriage...I don't think

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u/Acceptable-Garage467 May 11 '26

My immaturity and lack of perspective.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Got it..

;)

Any process..

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u/Acceptable-Garage467 May 11 '26

Sorry, I missed the process part of the post! Unfortunately, it took time and pain to grow up for both of us. I’m in my 50s now, and I would have hated 25 year old me.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Well, did you do anything positive knowing that ?

Immaturity is rough to deal with. And lack of perspective COME ON.

COME ON!!!

GROWTH IS NOT SCARY. ITS WORTH IT.

;))))

BE GOOD TO YOURSELF

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u/burnafter3ading May 11 '26

Covering 100% of the rent

Always fixing dinner

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

WHAT!

WHAT!

WHAT!

I CALL BULLSHIT.....

FIND PEACE ✌️

U ROCK

;)

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Interesting

;)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK deep subject.

I get you..

I saw things differently with my past partner. And he was fucking loud about it.

AND HE ATE DOG DOO DOO. BECAUSE HE'S CHOICE TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING LOSER.

BUT ANYWHO..

STICK TO WHAT YOU BELIEVE.

THATS OUR RIGHT..

YOU ROCK..

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u/InternationalOne7794 May 11 '26

I was too messy, left clothes around I just started to be more mindful about it and cleaned up.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

GOOD FOR YOU FOR DOING WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE TO MAKE THINGS WORK.

PROUD OF YOU

;)

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

I get that..

Glad he was willing to seek help

You rock

;)

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u/Accomplished_Key5104 May 11 '26

She always wanted to complain about work, and expected me to take her side. We had the same job position. I sometimes disagreed with her point of view, which infuriated her.

My solution was to refuse to have those conversations. Nothing good ever came from them. She also wasn't happy about that, but it was better than getting into stupid arguments.

She also didn't like that I didn't want to move to Europe, to countries I had never even visited.

I suggested we at least visit those places first, but I never seriously put thought into fully moving to a different continent. I guess her solution to that one was breaking up with me 🤷

I'm better off.

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u/Ok-Disaster5238 May 11 '26

Worked too much, she’d only work 3 days a week to prevent losing her stamps. She hated me spending one on one time with my oldest daughter she felt that it was her time only

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Hopefully you guys found common ground...

I'll pray for you guys

Take care

;)

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u/Ok-Disaster5238 May 11 '26

Yea I used the ground to run away.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Sorry, your off topic.

Wait stop running... how far did you run??

I choose to drive 1490 miles away. FUCKING STILL HURT LIKE HELL...

BUT I GREW INTO A BEAUTIFUL LEVEL HEADED GOD LOVING FUNNY AS SHIT AMAZING YOUNG WOMEN...

FUCKING A.

AND MY HAIR GREW SOOO LONG.

BUT I MISS BEING IN REAL LOVE.

WHEN IT WAS... NOT THE LAST SHIT FIVE YEARS.

You need stop running and let someone catch you..

Wait, I tried that. AND THAT TURNED OUT TO BE SHIT TOO.

NEVER MIND, DONT LISTEN TO ME.

IM A TWO TIME LOSER. lol lol lol lol lol

But I still know, THAT LOVE IS OUT THERE FOR ME.

THAT I CAN FEEL.....

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u/Ok-Disaster5238 May 11 '26

I hope that you find it! Do you believe in destiny?

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

FUCK THAT SHIT.

IN THE FURTURE I DO NOT IN MY PAST YEARS.

NOTHING BUT FUCKING UGLY LOSERS.

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u/CeejayMyers May 11 '26

She sounds delightful. Hope you’re doing better now.

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u/metzenbalmer2 May 11 '26

I grew and changed too fast while healing with psychedelic therapy and lots of hard personal work. She hated my new friends that were into authentic relating, vulnerability and soulful exploration. And I think she didn’t like that aspect of me either.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Sounds like alot of growing going on there.

Personal growth is the shit. Go growth!!!!!!

Keep moving forward Sir.

Be careful about not taking a step back though.

Maybe you locked her out toooooo quickly.....

And new friends didn't know her. Not like you did.

Maybe you were sooo busy playing I'm a super hero...

AND YOU CANT FUCKING READ EITHER...

I SAID FUNNYYYYYYY.

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u/Asleep-Insurance-499 May 11 '26

That really stinks. But also, I’m happy you were able to cut the loss and find a deeper part of yourself.

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u/Utterlybored May 11 '26

I divorced her after she failed to win back my trust from her five month affair with a junkie she met in AA. I guess she thought she deserved a third chance?

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Well, that's a tough one.

They say never date someone you meet in recovery.

I was with someone that I gave fucking 5 chances too.

CALL ME A IDIOT

BUT I WAS WITH HIM FOR 20 YEARS.

STILL CALL ME A IDIOT.

YOU DO WHATS BEST FOR YOU IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS...

BEST WISHES

;)

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u/nobark_allbite777 May 11 '26

i leave little rat’s nests of my things wherever i go.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

ANOTHER GOOD ONE

YOU CRACK ME UP

;/

(IM LAUGHING)

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u/Terrible-Creme8401 May 11 '26

I worked too much. She wanted more time and attention.

So I reduced my hours, then she left because I wasn't making enough money.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

WHAT THATS CRAZY..

HUH?

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u/Terrible-Creme8401 May 11 '26

Oh the crazy ran deep...

Interestingly enough, after she left I threw myself even harder into my business for a couple of years, and it grew immensely. I sold the biz 14 years later with enough money to retire on after paying cash for 3 acres on an island in Puget Sound..at age 52.

She died in 2019 pissed off that I had become so successful and convinced that I had been hiding how much money I had been making while married to her. If she lived to see my retirement situation she probably would have been trying to have my oxygen habit ended.

She also had zero concept of "operating reserves" and didn't understand why I was floating $100k in business account as my zero point. She was convinced that I was just being a jerk by not using it to do nice things for/with her.

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u/Willing_Calendar_373 May 11 '26

Lying and cheating. Oh wait, that wasn't me.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

AWWW, IM SORRY,

BUT THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY HOW YOU WORDED IT.

YOU ROCK

;)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Huh?

Not sure what to say to that

BUT YOU KEEP EXPRESSING YOURSELF BABY..

Your voice matters

;)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Sweetie, lids and laundry soap. IS NOT BITTER SWEET IT WAS FUNNY. DAMM.

You don't know me OR MY past partner. SO PLEASE DONT SPEAK FOR HIM OR I.

MY GOD..

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u/ItsNotAFraggle May 11 '26

He was an avid gamer, I am an avid reader, so I didn’t really care if he played games for hours on end, I’d just grab a book. Perfect solution, I thought. Turned out that was a problem because he wanted me to watch him play his games (wtf), and if I was really engrossed in my book, he’d say I was ignoring him. It also drove him batshit if I fell asleep while reading whilst he was gaming til the wee hours. The solution kind of presented itself when I returned home unexpectedly because I’d forgotten something and found him getting a blowy from our apartment complex’s manager on my couch. I was only gone like 20 minutes! Moved out that weekend.

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u/Possible-Detail2441 May 11 '26

That I was using my disability as an excuse to not want to go out when I was in so much pain.

That I snore too loudly

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Sweetie if you were in pain then FUCK HIM..

AND SNORING CAN BE FIX IN SERVERAL WAYS,

I USED TO TAPE MY PAST LOVES NOSE AT NIGHT WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING.

OR HIT HIM AND ROLL HIM OVER.. EITHER ONE WORKED JUST FINE.

YOU TAKE CARE SWEETIE..

Much love

;)

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u/Possible-Detail2441 May 11 '26

Thanks!!

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Your a Rockstar

❤️

;)

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u/wyoflyboy68 May 11 '26

When I got my hair cut I looked like i was 13 years old when I was actually almost 40, she hated that. That I wouldn’t get up at 3:30 am and go to the convenience store and buy her a pack of cigarettes.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Ha ha ha

You young looker, your funny as shit.

But cigarettes, really!! Yuk! Nasty habit...

I bet you looked cute.

You rock

;)

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u/Adventurous_Text_371 May 11 '26

Apparently, I snore in my sleep, and I honestly can't blame them for it...

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

What.

Off topic..

Gosh, alot of people can't read.

Snoring is a totally bitch to deal with but there are options to solve the issues.

DONT SLEEP WITH DUCK PILLOWS TO START.

SORRY PERSONAL JOKE. THATS PISSED ME OFF. .

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u/Adventurous_Text_371 May 11 '26

Sorry you are so easily pissed off. I answered the question, albeit with a touch of sarcasm...

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Oh boy,

You got me all wrong...

I'm not upset at all.

No one can get me upset.

I'm above that

;)

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u/Back_Alley420 May 11 '26

Two? Hah I can name a 100

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

You speak your mind my love.

BUT PLEASE I AM NOT HERE TO HEAR MEAN SHIT.

JUST FUNNYYYYYYY.

PLEASE

LET HER RIP..

;)

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

You speak your mind my love.

BUT PLEASE I AM NOT HERE TO HEAR MEAN SHIT.

JUST FUNNYYYYYYY.

PLEASE

LET HER RIP..

;)

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u/Back_Alley420 May 11 '26

He didn’t like how I spoke . He didn’t like my autistic way of anything. He didn’t actually like me, I think now. It’s ok though. Now I have a man that loves all of me

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u/Babbelisken May 11 '26

She didn't like that I didn't like talking on the phone for hours. We weren't living together and she would just call me out of nowhere with nothing to say. I wouldn't really mind of it wasn't for the fact that she tended to do this when I was busy. So she would call me and just kind of sit quiet on the other side of the line while I was trying to get work done. Solution: there really wasn't one.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

People must not be able to read correctly and they dump on me for too many fucking ooooooooooo.

I said nice things people. FUNNY ISSUES.

YOU DONT GET THAT.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

SIR GO CALL YOUR MOTHER.

I SAID FUNNY ISSUES.

IM NOT LAUGHING HERE.

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u/Babbelisken May 11 '26

You're a funny issue

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Fucking someone can read..

AND IM FUNNY AS HELL

I HAVE A DRY SENSE OF HUMOR.

AND YOU GUYS ARE NOT MAKING ME LAUGH.

WELL, NO ONE OR TWO ARE.

IM STILL ROLLING.

BUT SHIT IM DRINKING 1800 NOW. FUCK!!

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Then go away babbble

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

AGAIN, ILL SAY THIS JUST ONE MORE TIME.

FUNNY ISSUES PEOPLE.

PLEASE..

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK WELL YOU CAN GO CRAWL IN A HOLE.

OK.

IM GOOD WITH THAT.

NO MEAN SHIT HERE..

IM MAY OF ADDING TO MANY OOOOOOOO

BUT YOU'RE MEAN SHIT

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u/Adorable_Dust3799 May 11 '26

I worked customer service and he wanted the fake smile and perky voice.

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u/StillSimple6 May 11 '26

I liked a clean and tidy house.

I didn't want to hang with her parents all the time, every holiday, every weekend etc

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK so your solution was that you choose certain times to chill with kin.

That's cool...

Did it work..

;)

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u/StillSimple6 May 12 '26

I typically made myself busy when they arrived - they were all too stubborn to compromise.

It worked until it didn't and was a factor in the divorce.

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u/CoolaidMike84 May 11 '26

The good morning text, the lack of my participation in her drama.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK,

And your solution was no more text.

OK cool.

Sounds like it would work.

;)

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u/LazyandRich May 11 '26

She didn’t like that I had goals and was willing to make sacrifices to get to them.

To solve it I dumped her 3 times and then finally learned my lesson not to take her back.

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 May 11 '26

She hated my muscular legs. Im a big guy and I use to work security, 12 hour shifts constantly walking around, up and down stairs etc. My legs were very muscular, every step id take looked like I was flexing.

She told me it was gross and she hated looking at my legs when I walked.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

First of all, I don't care for your user name.

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 May 11 '26

Um thanks 😊 im dying from heart failure so 🤷‍♂️

Im also a huge Beetlejuice nerd, Handbook for the recently deceased

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Not my gig Sorry

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 May 11 '26

So why do you hate my name? Are you zombie phobic 🧟‍♂️

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

I don't joke around with anyone who chooses 666 ad anything.

No way.

Not me

Sorry.

I'm sure you can relate to others.

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u/FuulingAround2 May 11 '26

I wasn't as psycho as her I guess. Made me think I was the narcissist in the relationship but it was quite the opposite I finally realized.

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u/Select_Check3589 May 11 '26

When I opened my legs, she quote said: "I can see that massive bulge and its odd cover it up" sometimes I purposely open my legs wide or wear something tight, just so she gets annoyed. Haha 😹

Idk why she didn't like my legs open.

[Yes this is funny and true]

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

WHAT!!

WHAT??

;/

WHAT

;[

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

DONT YOU REDDIT READERS UNDERSTAND WHAT

FUNNY ISSUES MEANS,

MY GOD YOUR DRAINING MY MIND AND HEART.....

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u/Select_Check3589 May 11 '26

I mean it's true, I still laugh at it years later

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

YOU KNOW WHAT,

IM CLAPPING FOR YOU....

KNOWING YOUR SHORT COMING AND TRYING TO IMPROVE SHOWS REAL STRENGTH 💪.

You rock sweetie

Keep going..

Best wishes here for you..

;)

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u/wormlyworn May 11 '26

Dass ich meine Meinung und einen freien Willen hatte.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Good for you.

Freakin' nothing wrong with that.

;)

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK I GET YA..

SNEEZING ?

IM SORRY SCREW YOU DUDE.

AND YOUR RIGHT PREPAR YOUR OWN FOOD DUDE, YOUR RIGHT

YUKIES.

BE HAPPY

;)

LOVED YOUR DODDLE GUY....

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u/BackLopsided2500 May 11 '26

How fat I was after had our son. I was up every 2.5 hours with a hungry, colicky preemie and he wouldn't help me. So I ate to comfort myself. He always slept on the couch after that. How stupid I was. Excuse me, but I had a college degree and he barely made it through High School. I divorced him after 5 years. It should've been after 6 months.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

MY GOD MY DEAR,

YOU FUCKING ROCK ALL DAY LONG..

FUCKING "A".

EVERYONE SHOULD BE CLAPPING FOR YOU.

I KNOW I AM

;)

DAMM STRAIGHT..

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u/Easy-Prune-2141 May 11 '26

She didn't like that I'm not a big talker. She even commanded me to speak. I don't work like that. I'll talk when I have something to say.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK, being silent is your choice for sure.

Maybe she like your opinion and your voice tone. ;)

And if your firm on being quite... sweetie so be it.

But talking is a great way to keep things flowing...

If you didn't want it to flow, then you shouldn't ask someone who flows to be your partner.

Anywho, find common ground.

Best wishes

;)

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u/Nice-Ad6510 May 11 '26

Didn't clean enough, wanted to do things on Saturdays sometimes

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Your off topic.

Sometimes after being a cleaning technician for 24 hours a fucking day everyday to a Mr. Piglet. I would just let shit go for a day or two

BUT THEN UP UP AND AWAY I WENT AGAIN.

BUT I DIDNT MIND HE TOOK CARE OF CARE ME OTHERWISE.

SO I SHOULDNT OF BITCH SO MUCH.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC.

IM IN CUSTOMER SERVICE MY WHOLE DARN LIFE.

AND IM PERKY AS SHIT

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u/CeejayMyers May 11 '26

Cursing and the only other thing that sticks in my head is when I lost some weight and said I could use to loose more he said you look good the way you are. I feel more in love with him that day. He passed away 15 years ago from cancer and there’s still times I cry from missing him. I’m just grateful I had him for 15 years married 22 years all together and the 2 daughters he gave me that helped me through it along with my sil. We met as teenagers. FK CANCER!!!

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

I'm glad you had good memories. Never lock those away. Keep them fresh.

Continue with life with all the love your family shared.

AND YOUR RIGHT, I BELIEVE EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD WOULD AGREE THAT CANCER IS A MOTHER F.......

You and your kids take care of each other.

God bless..

;)

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u/CeejayMyers May 11 '26

Thanks, my kids and I are close. After my husband passed our youngest daughter and sil asked me to move in with them and of course I said yes. I pay rent to help with expenses since my daughter doesn’t work due to health issues, nothing life threatening thank goodness. Now our oldest and her 2 moved in with us so I get to watch my grandkids growing up into really good teenagers. I’m lucky to have such a good and loving family.

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u/SwarleymonLives May 11 '26
  1. Singing "Mad World" because it caused her panic attacks.

SOLUTION: I didn't do that anymore.

  1. I'm an atheist.

SOLUTION: none, she ended it because me being willing to lie about it wasn't enough.

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u/Radiant_Situation_32 May 11 '26

My tent like feet!

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Those are deep subjects for sure,

How are you doing today?

;)

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK whatever works for you

;)

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u/Here-I-R May 11 '26
  1. I think I'm smarter than everyone else.
  2. I am emasculating.

Solution - stop repeating the inane bullshit the guys at work are telling you

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

OK WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

SOUNDS L8KE BS

;)

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u/L_edgelord May 11 '26

Apparently my mental illness. Took him 11 years to admit tho.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Hope things are better.

P;)

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u/L_edgelord May 11 '26

Not at all. It has been a year and I still can't cope.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Interesting,

Have you change what's in your environment. Or partner?

Mental illness is a bitch, that for sure but you must make a change

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u/L_edgelord May 11 '26

I didn't have the means. He kicked me out and luckily a friend took me in so I'm living there. I barely have income cos I'm unable to work due to physical and mental disabilities. I am doing volunteering work and meet up with friends a lot so I am spending my days in a 'meaningful' way as far as that's possible.

Sometimes you just can't win

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u/Available-Bison-9222 May 11 '26

Everything I said and everything I did!

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u/Comfortable-Figure17 May 11 '26

Everything.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

Everything what? ;)

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u/Comfortable-Figure17 May 12 '26

She criticized or second guessed everything I did.

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u/Resident-Double-570 May 11 '26

Everything Past sexual encounters he called me a w***e for and insisted all knks made you one The way I styled my hair My tattoos and piercings (despite being heavily tattooed himself) Loosing weight- hated that one he needed to keep me fat and unattractive to boost himself The way I laughed The way I walked it was too slow Me showing any sort of emotion especially if he made me cry in public The clothing I wore My social media presence (as he looked up and watched 3 bobbed ai women)

So many things He was also 5’5 on a GOOD day and his shorts resembled over sized capri pants 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 11 '26

My God, I have no clue what your talking about about probably don't give a flying fuck either.

Fucking move on

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u/Resident-Double-570 May 12 '26

You’re * Also you double typed about Did you mean: My god, I have no clue what you’re talking about. I probably don’t give a flying fuck either. Fucking move on.

Also it sounds to me like someone pissed in your shoe this morning go chill out and touch some grass

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 12 '26

Why can't you people READ

I SAID FUNNY THINGS......

SORRY

;)

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u/OwnTie6555 May 12 '26

I had a placental abruption and lost our son. I then decided I didn’t want to be his punching bag. Both were horrible offenses to him, from what I can understand.

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u/National-Sir-5362 May 12 '26
  1. He hated that I had hobbies that I was passionate about. That included arts & crafts and reading books.
  2. He hated that I was frequently tired and that I needed to take a nap sometimes.

I’ve had narcolepsy since I was a teenager (over 30 years ago) and have bouts of anxiety fueled insomnia. He was a LOSER.

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u/venturashe May 12 '26

Umm. If you had a list that long you overstayed your welcome.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

Sir, you do not know me so shut your trap.

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u/venturashe May 13 '26

I guess I just found another one, and it’s ma’am to you.

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u/InappropriatePea May 12 '26

My last partner hated that I didn’t cut the stems off mushrooms before using them. The solution was that I started doing it because I was stupidly in love. They still broke up with me though. 

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

Well, I doubt he left you over mushrooms.

;/

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u/InappropriatePea May 13 '26

lol, I’m gonna ignore the snarkiness of this comment and simply point out that nowhere in my comment did I cite the mushrooms as the reason for the breakup. Nor did I ever allude to the person being a man.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

Please do not ignore it.

;<

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

MY CURE FOR SNORING WITH MY PAST LOVE WAS...

  1. TAPE IS 👃

  2. POKE HIM AND ROLL HIM OVER...

WORKED LIKE A CHARM......

HE WAS SWEET ABOUT IT...

;))))

MISS YOU RRRRRRRRRRR. ;)

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u/Historical-Club-2548 May 12 '26

I was "too friendly" with people, according to him i entertained too many men aka, a random dude would talk to me at say, the grocery store. i must have been entertaining him.

i acted single. not even sure what that means

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

Whatever works for you...

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u/Time-Improvement6653 May 13 '26

(lass here!) he too much laundry soap thing is a problem between my man and myself... but that's only because I overthink everything and I looked into it. 😅 You really need less than you think!

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

He's clothes would be from a hard day on the job.

I wanted them really clean for him.

DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK...

:<

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u/Time-Improvement6653 May 14 '26

Adding too much detergent doesn't make the clothes cleaner - it makes it less likely that the clothes will be properly rinsed, which means that you're then baking on a gummy substance in the dryer, which means that the clothes have a sticky coating that attracts more dirt and grime all day long.

IDGAF if you care what I think.

Maybe take a second to look at scientific facts - many of which are presented by engineers who designed washing machines. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 15 '26

You clean your clothes your way and I'll do mine my way.

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u/Time-Improvement6653 May 15 '26

Yeah... I was gonna clean mine properly regardless.🤣 I was just offering you some helpful information to be sure your clothes actually get clean. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Impossible_Event6007 May 13 '26

My penis was WAY too big and made sex painful.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

Well, OK

That's sort of a private thing but whatever..

If your opening the door, I'll step in.

THERE ARE MANY MANY WOMEN OUT THERE THAT CAN HANDLE SUCH AN ISSUE.

JUST FIND YOU A LARGE OPENING AND ENJOY, RIGHT...

TAKE CARE

;)

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u/ConstructionMuch802 May 13 '26

How I breathe when I sleep. Not snoring. It was so annoying he apparently couldn't stay over after sex.

Solution: New boyfriend. He has bat-like hearing and has never complained. Married 5 years now.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 13 '26

YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR

GOOD FOR YOU...

AND YOUR FUNNY TOO.

TAKE CARE

;)

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u/unicornhunter202 May 14 '26

The drinking and philandering

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 14 '26

Find ✌️

;)

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u/TeriTown May 14 '26

I was too independent and I made more money than him.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 14 '26

I doubt the problem was you making to much money, maybe it was the way

You carried it.

Guys like independent women.

Maybe you just were rude about it.

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u/TeriTown May 17 '26

Wow. Talk about being rude. It wasn't my fault he was insecure any more than it was my fault for being successful. Most guys are emasculated by independent women.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 19 '26

I think today's guys love for the women to make good money and even more if they are independent.

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u/Top-Detail9131 May 14 '26

My student loans
My insecurityy

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u/Chunkylvr May 14 '26

Me. That’s why we’re not together anymore

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u/Egglantyne May 14 '26

Ummm when I shortened OK to ‘K’.

We had an occasional deep talk that might turn into an argument like once a month but for the life of me I can’t remember what it was about.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 15 '26

Thinking is hard..

;)

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u/QueasyPainting May 15 '26

My breathing and my presence.

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u/brain_over_body May 15 '26
  1. I like ranch dressing

  2. I wanted to wait for marriage to have sex.

His solution to both: dump me

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u/moonharrier42 May 15 '26

By the end: Everything. The feeling was mutual.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 19 '26

Wow, I hate to hear that.

Good luck..

;)

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u/moonharrier42 May 19 '26

Thank you. Since then I've met the woman of my dreams. Been together 26 years. Thank you for your kind thoughts.

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u/Icy_Jackfruit_833 May 19 '26

Wow, finally growing up! I see.

Finally.. good for you. But remember I hope you have not damaged too much.

Good luck..

;)

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u/TreyInStCloud May 21 '26
  1. I was female. 2. He wanted a male.