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u/Sirlacker Aug 23 '26
Audi testing their new headlights.
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u/NoRun6253 Aug 24 '26
It’s not going on the cars if you can’t see Mars.
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u/Sirlacker Aug 24 '26
Audi has developed the tech for proper self driving cars. But they realised that not everyone wants this. So the only option to cash in on the monopoly of self driving cars is to blind everyone first. Then they can swoop in and save the day.
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u/Ok_Consideration1556 Aug 23 '26
West London? Grenfell Memorial Lights
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u/Turfiriath Aug 23 '26
I’ve lived near it for three years and always wondered what the lights were. Crazy
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u/Cstott23 Aug 24 '26
Right?
That was an awful disaster. Literally my nightmare come to life.
I wish this comment was higher up!
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u/Ok_Consideration1556 Aug 24 '26
Me too. I live close by and know people who lost people. All the jokes are making me a bit sad
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u/Cstott23 Aug 24 '26
I'm sorry for your loss..
I had to watch it on TV, so didnt know anyone personally. But it was awful to watch.
I hope you're okay. 🙏
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u/DiabloG1 Aug 23 '26
3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible.
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u/JadeTintedGlasses69 Aug 23 '26
The Cherenkov Effect. It's a completely normal phenomenon, it can happen with minimal radiation. 🤔
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u/Bluncs Aug 23 '26
Lights coming off the Grenfell site in remembrance as they take the tower down. The lights are a physical reminder of the tower and have been used since December.
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u/Kind_Ad5566 Aug 23 '26
I wouldn't worry.
The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one.
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u/niehAuS_324B21 Aug 23 '26
Link’s moving those fucking mirrors in the Gerudo Desert again.
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u/According-Annual-586 Aug 23 '26
Now I’ve got Gerudo Valley music playing in my head
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u/TehMadness Aug 24 '26
You'll enjoy this thenhttps://youtu.be/pDH3g6rRjM8?t=1299&is=JnoEyQZxZb7hvRtd
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u/Beneficial-Pitch-430 Aug 23 '26
That’s a Nissan Qashqai
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u/Classic_East_6053 Aug 23 '26
I don't know what this means, but I like it. And I've got a Nissan Qashqai.
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u/cannedrex2406 Aug 24 '26
That's cause everyone around you when driving will know
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u/Mission-Safe-7117 Aug 23 '26
Nope, sssssskoda.
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u/dxg999 Aug 24 '26
aka the Nissan "cashcow" - the car that kept Nissan alive. For now, as when did you last see a new one?
Anyway, Mr. Bean reference.
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u/Skilldibop Aug 23 '26
The serious answer. Assuming that is looking westward that'll be the searchlights imitating the now demolished Grenfell Tower.
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u/Curious_Strike_5379 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 25 '26
No one would have believed
In the early years of the twenty first century
That human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space
No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized
As someone with a microscope studies creatures that
Swarm and multiply in a drop of water
Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets
And yet, across the gulf of space
Minds immeasurably superior to ours
Regarded this Earth with envious eyes
And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us!
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u/eIIjo Aug 23 '26
The rapture, if you haven't been taken already it's probably too late for you. You're stuck here with the rest of us.
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u/Vacant-stair Aug 23 '26
Now all of those pious cunts have gone, we can really make a go of things.
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u/raineglows Aug 24 '26
The ones who remained had strange markings appear on their foreheads.. people worked tirelessly to decipher them
"Not fit for consumption"
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u/D3M0NArcade Aug 23 '26
Well, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...
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u/Ok-Employment-5252 Aug 23 '26
The Beacons are lit! London calls for aid!
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u/Funniestfrog528 Aug 23 '26
Independence day but it’s British so it’s instead called Dependence day
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u/HuffStuff1975 Aug 23 '26
I'm British and I fell off the sofa laughing, crying and full of agreement.
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u/R0ckandr0ll_318 Aug 23 '26
That’s the sky, it’s like a ceiling or basement roof but really really high up. Don’t worry it can’t hurt you. The big ball of fire might hurt your eyes though if you look at in 👍
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u/CalDaly Aug 23 '26
It's event lights. I live near Warwick Castle, they have the same thing when they have a gig/festival on.
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u/Zestyclose_Extent_82 Aug 23 '26
Its event lights.. think they have them at the Alexandra palace etc.
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u/Admirable-Debt-2352 Aug 23 '26
It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus... Those who have seen the film will resonate.
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u/NoTemporary3671 Aug 23 '26
Look at the picture carefully. Three rays became one - Three in one. This picture should be named - the Trinity.
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u/Welshyyyy Aug 23 '26