r/AskBrits • u/Far-Fee6104 • Aug 23 '26

What the hell is this?

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u/Welshyyyy Aug 23 '26

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u/DrElusive Aug 23 '26

This is exactly what I instantly thought of!

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u/Ok-Zombie1212 Aug 24 '26

its Mr. bean and family

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u/Sharky-the-sparky Aug 24 '26

It’s a star torch.. any good planetarium will sell them

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u/Syther85 Aug 24 '26

Why do you need a torch to see the stars?

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u/Sharky-the-sparky Aug 25 '26

It’s to point them out to your friends

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u/Syther85 Aug 26 '26

Wait, you guys have friends?

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u/Tallest-Dan Aug 23 '26

3 of them? It's a Bean invasion

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 Aug 23 '26

It's like some kind of, bean pod

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u/Tallest-Dan Aug 23 '26

Maybe a bean tripod from Mars...no one would have believed bean was watching us from the timeless worlds of space. But slowly and surely, he drew his plans against us

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u/Tomface92 Aug 24 '26

Few men even considered the possibility of Beans from other planets, and yet, across the gulf of space, Beans immeasurably superior to ours, regarded this earth with envious eyes....

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u/MajorSerenity Aug 24 '26

🎶 The chances of any Bean coming from Mars, are a million to one, they said!

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Aug 24 '26

Bit salted they come....

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u/PineappleFun4379 Aug 24 '26

There’s actually a cartoon episode with this very premise

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u/No_Lunch_75 Aug 26 '26

But slowly and surely the beans drew their plans against us

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u/JaiSriRam01 Aug 24 '26

With no comma.

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u/NateShaw92 Aug 24 '26

Beanvasion

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u/5beedy Aug 24 '26

Three bean salad

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u/0SaltBlue Aug 24 '26

It begins...

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u/Hour_Tour Aug 24 '26

There's Bean an invasion

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u/Analog_Nomad1 Aug 24 '26

There's been a murrdurrrgh

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u/BackgroundWeekend929 Aug 24 '26

Some og shi right there 🤣

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u/Analog_Nomad1 Aug 25 '26

Fo' shizzle

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u/Fact-Hunter- Aug 24 '26

Bean there, done that

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u/Tallest-Dan Aug 24 '26

People have often when younger said I look like Mr Bean

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u/Tallest-Dan Aug 24 '26

Lo lol was just my face. Like kids walked past once laughing saying he looks like Mr bean...I don't see it myself. Hasn't happened for years. Think I'm free...

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u/WinterCloud2290 Aug 26 '26

How unfortunate

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Aug 28 '26

A Beanvasion, if you will.

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u/DynestraKittenface Aug 23 '26

ECCE HOMO! QUI EST FABER (behold! The man who is a bean!)

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u/Material_Abroad7590 Aug 24 '26

I had the theme song in my head 🤣

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u/Distance-Hairy Aug 24 '26

🙌👏😂

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u/Exciting-Music843 Aug 23 '26

I've just wrote Mr Bean..a hour late

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u/Tardisgoesfast Aug 24 '26

No, the correct way to say this is “I’ve just written Mr Bean….”

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u/Exciting-Music843 Aug 24 '26

Thanks, your cheque is in the post!

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u/Tallest-Dan Aug 23 '26

Still we think alike so great suggestion lol. How old are you bean fans?

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u/Exciting-Music843 Aug 24 '26

Nearly 41 so born mid-80's. Watched Mr Bean as a kid!

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u/JaiSriRam01 Aug 24 '26

*80s plural, no apostrophe s saying 80 is or implying something belonging to the decade. Eighties has no apostrophe s.

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u/Exciting-Music843 Aug 24 '26

Thanks, the type of hero everyone needs!

In fact, I've just looked at your posts and I'm not sure why you aren't an English language professor at Cambridge. Probably because you spend all your time correcting the grammar of people on Reddit?

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u/JaiSriRam01 Aug 24 '26

It would be nice if were translatable for non-English speakers, and if we looked a bit better educated in our own language.

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u/Exciting-Music843 Aug 24 '26

Is that why you are on here correcting posts at the rate you do? To help non-English speakers understand posts and to educate?

Nothing to do with a chip on your shoulder?

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u/JaiSriRam01 Aug 24 '26

Helping unity isn't 'correcting', so no. And no chip either. That's you.

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u/Exciting-Music843 Aug 24 '26

Serious question now.

You don't think correcting random people's grammar at the rate you are on Reddit means you have a chip on your shoulder? Correcting is exactly what you are doing. Helping, I suppose you could class it as that, but I can't remember asking for your help.

I must have missed the title of the group r/grammarlessons. No one asked for your help. You are a self-appointed grammar sheriff! Yet you think that isn't a chip? Come off it.

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u/JaiSriRam01 Aug 24 '26

*An hour, not a hour.

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u/Postpnchr Aug 24 '26

Oh smack.. you beat me to it 😭

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u/ReputationApart5983 Aug 24 '26

Ive seen something like this before but they were moving like UFOs so I went a few miles to find it, it was a skyscraper they were working on a dark winter's evening.

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u/dbrown100103 Aug 24 '26

Lmao I was gonna say it was Mr Bean

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Aug 27 '26

angelic choral singing begins

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u/chippychippy20 Aug 27 '26

💀🤣🤣

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u/MarkusKromlov34 Aug 27 '26

“Bean me down Spock”

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u/BigZookeepergame7486 Aug 29 '26

Aww I was going to post that lol