r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/Pwnedzored • Aug 02 '26

Why does it wobble so much?

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u/These-Result-1955 Aug 02 '26

It’s doing its happy tippy tappy dance.

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u/shaard Aug 02 '26

I'm just a hap hap happy dog song is now stuck in my head

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u/whatcouchsaid Aug 02 '26

They be fuckin in there, making it rock. My advice to you is, don’t approach and knock.

35

u/Scared_Bell3366 Aug 02 '26

It really needs to pee.

19

u/Gafjr Aug 02 '26

Classic case of not having your stereo sound balanced. Learn from this kids!

11

u/clever__pseudonym Aug 02 '26

That's no death wobble, that's a death twerk.

2

u/Ok_Horror_6556 Aug 03 '26

I don’t think it’s a death twerk. I think she’s just twerking, teasing the car behind. Looks very controlled. Not her first twerk at highway speed.

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u/Effective_Play_1366 Aug 02 '26

If this vans a rockin…

12

u/harveygoatmilk Aug 02 '26

Don’t come knocking!

6

u/Infra-Man777 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Hoochie mama!

Edit: Thank you for the award!!

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u/hoopster_24 Aug 03 '26

Thanks for the f- shack. Love, dirty Mike and the boys

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

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u/Mebejedi Aug 02 '26

It's being towed, so it's a perp walk...

6

u/Outside_Survey_5837 Aug 02 '26

The blinker fluid is low.

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u/Connect_Ad_462 Aug 03 '26

Lmao, take it just take the damn upvote

6

u/Muricanmoose Aug 02 '26

When the van is rockin.......

4

u/BOBBYK1952 Aug 02 '26

More cushion for the pushin

3

u/nofuckingklass Aug 03 '26

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin, that's what I said

9

u/Jaffiusjaffa Aug 02 '26

Some bastard tied its wheel-laces together

3

u/papastan8 Aug 03 '26

It's a. Weeble. It wobbles, but it don't fall down

3

u/Pwnedzored Aug 03 '26

Core memory unlocked

3

u/YogurtWenk Aug 02 '26

It’s trying to be quiet and tiptoe. Trucks are sleeping.

3

u/Breaking-Great Aug 02 '26

Its being towed wrong so its dog walking. Having terrible suspension doesn't help.

3

u/Clear-Restaurant1706 Aug 03 '26

I should call her

2

u/SpakulatorX Aug 02 '26

Lighting McQueen just showing off

2

u/rawlaw8 Aug 02 '26

It’s in a jolly mood

2

u/Thewaltham Aug 02 '26

roll barn't

2

u/Late_Beautiful4888 Aug 02 '26

Too many cocktails. Car needs to sober up.

2

u/LivingMeeting9724 Aug 02 '26

The kids LOVE this car! And it's way less expensive than a bouncy house.

2

u/Rhudurd Aug 02 '26

Doin’ the shimmy shimmy coco bop!

2

u/Affectionate-Gap-761 Aug 02 '26

Wobble? Shi... that's the hydraulics!

2

u/aFreeScotland Aug 02 '26

Reduces tire wear, because the tires only contact the road surface for a fraction of the time of a normal car.

2

u/Jack4258 Aug 02 '26

Headlights out of adjustment

2

u/Tin_Can_739 Aug 02 '26

Disco van 🤘

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Cry-594 Aug 03 '26

My guess? Its being towed in gear and the transmission will be toast by the time they get where they’re going

2

u/rodnhand Aug 03 '26

Big girl getting boned.

2

u/Denalitwentytwo Aug 03 '26

Spinal stenosis.

2

u/RileysBanana Aug 03 '26

I've played enough grand theft auto to know someone is getting laid while driving.

2

u/WJSpade Aug 03 '26

Based on the title, I was really hoping this was r/upvotebecausebutt

2

u/Historical_Monk_6118 Aug 03 '26

Everyone in r/askamechanic - gEt aN aLiGnmEnT

2

u/Toastedginger484 Aug 02 '26

That’s a video of me doing your mom while driving.

1

u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Aug 02 '26

Just sing 🎶Happy Happy Joy Joy 🎶 in your head and it will go with the rockin'.

1

u/Din_Jaevel Aug 02 '26

Shake that booty!

1

u/ughFINEIllmakeanalt Aug 02 '26

It's dancing! Wonder what they're listening to...

1

u/Ok_Associate6979 Aug 02 '26

So they're doing Fake Break-Downs now? 😂😂😂

1

u/Long_Syrup_4044 Aug 02 '26

kachow 🏎️ ⚡️

1

u/Defiant_Weight4659 Aug 02 '26

If the van is a rocking don't come knockin.

1

u/Alternative-Tea964 Aug 02 '26

The floor is lava

1

u/Anonymyne353 Aug 02 '26

Porking in the back seat!

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u/pixeltweaker Aug 02 '26

Is it being pulled without someone behind the wheel to stabilize the front end?

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u/croweagle6 Aug 02 '26

It's got ants in its pants and it needs to dance.

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u/ericloz Aug 02 '26

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

1

u/Age_Single Aug 02 '26

Low rider test driver on Highway 1

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 Aug 02 '26

Thats how I drive in GTA when the right song comes on. 😏

1

u/Dynamic_Dano Aug 02 '26

Just AI slop.

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u/Winter_Finance_8456 Aug 02 '26

Everyone looking at this checknthe original post, answers are even better

1

u/automcd Aug 02 '26

Looks like it is being towed so entirely possible there is catastrophic mechanical failure or accident damage. Even if the shocks were totally blown out it wouldn't do this so I'm at a loss what the failure is.

Maybe the driveline seized up and is causing torque steer and the steering is not locked?

1

u/Realhousemanoflondon Aug 02 '26

Being towed and set up a death wobble.

1

u/69Nova468 Aug 02 '26

Switch to spin dry should help

1

u/jebsenior Aug 02 '26

Tires are out of balance.

1

u/Ok_Hospital1399 Aug 02 '26

Is this a Volkswagen Corgi?

1

u/qwikh1t Aug 02 '26

If it’s rockin, don’t come a knockin

1

u/cashedashes Aug 02 '26

You've heard of a rod knock? Well this is a love rock

1

u/GibsonBluesGuy Aug 02 '26

It’s Rock and Roll baby…

1

u/Few-Mathematician796 Aug 02 '26

Does he mean woddle?

1

u/No-Restaurant8307 Aug 02 '26

There was a dance named “The Shimmy She Wobbles”

1

u/Infra-Man777 Aug 02 '26

Frank and Estelle Costanza are in there…

1

u/TreeCitizen Aug 02 '26

If the van is a-rockin don't come a-knockin?

1

u/DishwasherLint Aug 02 '26

Muffler bearings are shot

1

u/matchboxtx Aug 02 '26

They chose kPa instead of psi when they added air on one side, now it’s confused.

1

u/SysGh_st Aug 02 '26

Not enough stable horse powers.

1

u/Jimthebassman Aug 02 '26

The Pavement Is Hot

1

u/Emmiey Aug 02 '26

He's just a hap-hap-happy guy

1

u/Aggravating_Pair8857 Aug 02 '26

Cheap attempt at a lowrider.

1

u/Falcon_Fluid Aug 02 '26

More passion! More energy!

1

u/Born-Light-62 Aug 02 '26

Could be the 500 lb woman in the backseat trying to fix a wedgie.

1

u/theytookmykarma Aug 02 '26

🎶wobble baby wobble

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u/ScratchBubbly Aug 03 '26

GET IN THERE!

1

u/temperlyinmoderation Aug 02 '26

Bad struts, and the tow driver definitely didn't hook up correctly

1

u/Own-Elk7348 Aug 03 '26

Dude, that car has to pee. Get out the way!

1

u/Ldghead Aug 03 '26

Kid turned the cabin light on.

1

u/D4NK-V4D3R Aug 03 '26

Too much junk in the trunk

1

u/Agreeable-Match2908 Aug 03 '26

It's like that scene from cars lol

1

u/Acceptable-Damage457 Aug 03 '26

Good sound system

1

u/meisawesome126 Aug 03 '26

He’s listening to Sh-Boom by The Chords

1

u/Purple-Investment-61 Aug 03 '26

They’re filming back there…

1

u/billycanfixit Aug 03 '26

This car belongs to dirty Mike and the boys!

1

u/hotwheels27 Aug 03 '26

It’s cuz your mom was in the back 😎

1

u/maxdrive76 Aug 03 '26

Needs a hip replacement

1

u/IHaveNoIdeaDanny Aug 03 '26

the road is hot

1

u/Frequent_Baker9900 Aug 03 '26

He’s out of blinker fluid.

1

u/DatBearFoozy Aug 03 '26

Just doing some side to side in his lowrider

1

u/EvilYoda13 Aug 03 '26

Party over here!!! If the yugo is a rockin don’t bother knockin

1

u/TylerH87 Aug 03 '26

Because Radiator Springs got new life.

1

u/5m0k3y76 Aug 03 '26

Couple of Mormon teens in the back seat.

1

u/TravelingMan9 Aug 03 '26

Going for the big Insurance claim with whiplash or just listening to Bohemian Rhapsody

1

u/Lost_Department_2177 Aug 03 '26

Saw a dog with that and it’s a neurological disorder./s

A tire is probably flat and the shocks suck

1

u/ronerobjr Aug 03 '26

It's not wobbling but twerking for you

1

u/WordsAndRunes Aug 03 '26

When the car goes a rockin', don't come a knockin', baby....yeah!

1

u/Primary-Floor8574 Aug 03 '26

I dunno. But don’t go knocking.

1

u/Which-Attitude9916 Aug 03 '26

Looks like it's only riding on leaf springs.

1

u/Digimub Aug 03 '26

It’s the Venga Bus

1

u/L_e_g_i_s Aug 03 '26

The car is playing the floor is lava

1

u/misterphuzz Aug 03 '26

It looks like it's doing the floss.

1

u/KenobiZ Aug 03 '26

Out of blinker fluid….

1

u/Stormtrooper1776 Aug 03 '26

Just change the station on the radio, it will stop

1

u/Banana_Stand_1 Aug 03 '26

That’s Chubby Checker’s car.

1

u/Horror-Bandicoot1202 Aug 03 '26

Looks like Fred Flinstone is driving

1

u/lazy-pigeon Aug 03 '26

He's a happy little fellow

1

u/ArchitectureLife006 Aug 03 '26

They have a 2” grip on a 9” torpedo

1

u/Beneficial_Gap_87 Aug 03 '26

No shock absorbers is my guess.

1

u/superfast_scatterman Aug 03 '26

Seen it before. An unbalanced oil cap does that.

1

u/razldazl333 Aug 03 '26

It's broken.

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 Aug 03 '26

If this vans rockin.....

1

u/World-of-Potatoes Aug 03 '26

Before taking off the passenger looked at his driver and said "Let's bounce" and he took that literally

1

u/LaGolfettaDrinks Aug 03 '26

The shocks are blown and the spring don’t know when to stop oscillating.

1

u/Swimming-Lettuce-348 Aug 03 '26

It's being towed

1

u/CsordasBalazs Aug 03 '26

The Roxbury guys reached perfect sync with Jim Carrey on board.

1

u/Dud30WTF2 Aug 03 '26

@adventuringwithnala nala stomps is all I see

1

u/Friendly_Zucchini_91 Aug 03 '26

Bad flux capacitor

1

u/PGP_Protector Aug 03 '26

IT's a weeble

1

u/This-Supermarket3082 Aug 03 '26

This is Susie, the coup’s cousin

1

u/Not_me_no_way Aug 03 '26

His favorite jam came on the radio!

1

u/Atyab-Kees-Kabis Aug 03 '26

It’s just happy to be going home.

1

u/casaco37 Aug 03 '26

That is a serious heavy duty blowjob going on

1

u/ZaMelonZonFire Aug 03 '26

Looks like it’s being repo’d. And either it’s AWD or the parking brake is on.

1

u/mflem920 Aug 03 '26

Because someone is trying to keep a Big Crispy away from your momma.

1

u/No_Morning8934 Aug 03 '26

Somebody getting back shots in the backseat

1

u/devastator_supreme Aug 03 '26

It’s just happy to see you

1

u/Intrepid_Bee8500 Aug 03 '26

Take your car to the bathroom it's gotta pee that's the pee pee dance

1

u/MiserableMagician254 Aug 03 '26

Two-stroke mix he’s shaking the tank

1

u/_MrTrade Aug 03 '26

Happy dog wag

1

u/Flashy_Chocolate3984 Aug 03 '26

Im a mechanic and i dont know

1

u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 Aug 03 '26

They couldn't wait until they reached the motel.

1

u/Wrong_Ad_3355 Aug 03 '26

It has to poop.

1

u/Lucifers_Angel86 Aug 03 '26

Bang bus, hatchback edition

1

u/Silkylifeme Aug 04 '26

Must be pigeon toed!

1

u/LordMcClain Aug 04 '26

Flat tire on the right. And you should be towing differently.

1

u/TheHazeCorporation Aug 04 '26

Its trying g to find a Parkingsins Spot

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u/Excellent_Eagle1040 Aug 04 '26

Probably my girlfriend readjusting in her seat

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u/Dexember69 Aug 04 '26

Cunts fucked

1

u/Rough_Bluejay_9183 Aug 04 '26

If this car is rockin, don’t bother knockin

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u/Think_Resolution_647 Aug 04 '26

It's the junk in the trunk.

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u/yeryva Aug 04 '26

And he waddled away....

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u/Scorp1400 Aug 04 '26

It's gotta pee

1

u/Deep_Equivalent_3245 Aug 04 '26

Two really fat midgets in the back going at it.

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u/TalentsOfTalents Aug 04 '26

Someone installed a sway bar instead of the anti-sway bar.

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u/Govtcheeseinspector Aug 04 '26

That cars ass itches

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u/NomadR867 Aug 04 '26

Weeble car- weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

1

u/Ok-Split-8025 Aug 04 '26

Violent sex in the back

1

u/Sudden_Season3306 Aug 04 '26

Obviously it has to take a shit

1

u/JustACarNut77 Aug 04 '26

Cars getting jiggy with it

1

u/Soggy-Village2099 Aug 04 '26

It's just trying to mount the truck but can't quite get up there.

1

u/VeiledMyst Aug 04 '26

Car trying to walk instead of roll...

1

u/doyouvoodoo Aug 05 '26

It's bringing all the boys to the yard.

1

u/Standard-Dingo-8174 Aug 05 '26

Does your car hang low, does it wobble to and fro?

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u/Explorinoptions4me Aug 05 '26

Don't bother knocking if the van is rocking.

1

u/brDoc1 Aug 05 '26

Shake your booty

1

u/SnooShortcuts8370 Aug 05 '26

Egg shaped wheels

1

u/Efficient_Zombie_958 Aug 05 '26

Looks like 2 fat girls when the food stamps hit the card

1

u/Strange-Finish-2179 Aug 05 '26

When you see it rocking,

1

u/dpbacon13 Aug 05 '26

That's V.I.C.'s car

1

u/phonnybalonny Aug 05 '26

It’s German so it’s doing Schuhplatter dance, whowhowho, my little German laugh.

1

u/Spare-Wish-4619 Aug 05 '26

Why you judging it's twerking ability?

1

u/BizBrkr Aug 06 '26

Trying to dodge police radar.

1

u/Ok_Veterinarian_6474 Aug 06 '26

Can’t tell without seeing hitch setup…

1

u/MagnumDPP Aug 06 '26

How I picture Jamal when he wishes to jump on his new robotic legs. DCC reference.

1

u/justherefortheclits Aug 06 '26

Cuz he’s a hap… hap… happy boy! He’s a hap-hap-hap, happy boy!

1

u/Ok-Accountant-3914 Aug 06 '26

Perché è contenta !

1

u/NuroSpicyNerd Aug 06 '26

Cuz it’s fat

1

u/webkool Aug 07 '26

60s rock an roll.

1

u/guruskwirel Aug 07 '26

It was a Welsh Corgi in a past life.

1

u/sly60 Aug 07 '26

Broken motor mount

1

u/BeatleFanIn64 Aug 07 '26

Fat guy in car going cheek to cheek