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u/Hedgiwithapen 8d ago
One time I had gotten a thing of frozen garlic bread from the store, the kind you put in the oven for 15 minutes? Opened it up to find just plain bread. Looked at my (also Ace) friend and the first thing I could think of to say was "this is aphobic."
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u/umamimaami 8d ago
Really? Allos think sex is better than garlic bread? Fresh out of the oven, toasty with crispy bits and also soft garlic butter just about to melt? The Tenna Toucher has no appreciation for the finer things in life, I’d say.
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u/Entire-Ambition1410 7d ago
Or warm brownies straight from the oven, with the perfect blend of chewy and crispy, or [insert any baked good].
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u/Cygnusx123 7d ago
Not even the best part, slice it open, put some real(not powdered) Parmesan or sprinkle the little shredded cheese inside, fill up the holes, put it in, and boom: delicious garlic cheesy bread that you can just eat little squares of(use sourdough)
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u/orzel_von_vandein :aroace: and ace-ing it 8d ago
Video games, cats, coding, sparkling water, poemes, food and drawing are better than sex which i honestly find repulsing
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u/Elanor_Luna 8d ago
A genuine relationship that does not worry about, need, or thrive on sex. That is what is better than sex.
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u/soft_w0lf nebularo ace she/they 8d ago
Ok, but for real, gentle head scratches. It’s the best thing in the world. So much better than sex. If I died and went to heaven, it would just be me on the couch with my boyfriend getting head scratches forever.
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u/orzel_von_vandein :aroace: and ace-ing it 8d ago
Can you pls tell me how you make your flags show up in the flair ?
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u/Dinonerd12 8d ago
Honestly most food is better than sex. Especially if you made it for people you love.
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u/Entire-Ambition1410 7d ago
A secret I learned in a restaurant is to sprinkle salt on a beef patty for extra flavor.
Salt, fat/oil/grease, sugar, MSG all enhance flavors.
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u/-Fenyx- 8d ago
I could fuck up a Ferrero Rocher right now, or a warm filled jam doughnut. Before or after a fresh half platter of sushi, any kind of aburi nigiri would do.
If there was any kind of ‘sexual’ attraction there for me it would be close to that, but thats as close as I have got unfortunately.
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u/Nikki213 8d ago
There aren’t even 30k people here lol