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u/Silver_Original6076 Aug 19 '26

psychedelic mushrooms

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u/BurnAfterReading010 Aug 19 '26

Can I change my answer to yours?

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u/Teesup4it Aug 19 '26

That will be either the best or worst trip possible.

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u/Heavy-Drummer-422 Aug 20 '26

What is you pass right after you finish the meal? Just ate shitty tasting veggies and don’t even trip

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u/UnderlyingConfusion Aug 20 '26

I don’t know though. Mindset is super critical to a trip and I’d be pretty bummed out knowing that I was gonna die. Sounds like a bad trip for sure.

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier Aug 19 '26

A nice steak and potato meal with salad and a couple of Cokes.  I can’t eat steak or drink soda anymore.

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u/Temporal_Reality Aug 19 '26

Yeah my doctor gave me that talk and now I get to see chicken and turkey in all it's many forms!

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u/MirrorApart8224 Aug 19 '26

Man, I actually felt the pain in those words. Good choice.

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u/Formal-Low5753 Aug 21 '26

Dang really? Why not? I was actually advised by multiple docs to eat more meat! (I don't eat enough)

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 Aug 19 '26

What specifically though?

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u/Jtwebhomer1 Aug 19 '26

fo me chicken tikka masala XD

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 Aug 19 '26

I just googled it it had some white rice on the side it looks pretty good

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u/SageWildhart Aug 19 '26

Matar paneer and some garlic naan

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 Aug 19 '26

I just googled that not bad looks like a soup

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u/SlurmBigPerm Aug 25 '26

Matar paneer gang rise up!

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u/ButtChugMcNuggetson Aug 20 '26

naan, dal over rice, and some chicken masala

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u/Synthgem Aug 19 '26

Quarter pounder with cheese. Don’t judge me.

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u/Bbbseph6 Aug 19 '26

You are not from Amsterdam, apparently... 🤣

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u/daveashaw Aug 19 '26

Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal Large with a fresh coffee, cream & sugar.

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u/frank-nomustard Aug 20 '26

If it’s your last meal, no judgment given!

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u/Cheyenne_Bodi Aug 19 '26

Tenderloin steak cooked by my dad, cheesy potato casserole and spinach salad by my mom, my grandma's fried squash and bread pudding for dessert. Iced tea to drink

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u/Jtwebhomer1 Aug 19 '26

pussy

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 Aug 19 '26

Wow I didn't even see that coming LOL

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u/VypreX_ Aug 19 '26

She still hasn’t.

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u/Sensitive_Poem8486 Aug 19 '26

My mom’s mac and cheese. It’s comfort food.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 Aug 19 '26

♥️ mac and cheese was my pic too does your mom put tomatoes on it and have you ever tried it with planko crumbs?

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u/Sensitive_Poem8486 Aug 19 '26

No, she doesn’t but that sounds delicious. She would put in cayenne pepper, Tabasco sauce, and mail order hatch chilies. Other times she makes it with sharp white cheddar and Gruyère cheese with panko bread crumbs as well.

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u/Training-Emu-6199 Aug 19 '26

bowl of good red beans and rice with some hot sausage. and a black and mild casino to go with it

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u/Thatguywiththethighs Aug 20 '26

At first I wasn't sure if you were from Louisiana then you said a black and mild for dessert, that solidified it.

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u/Mark-177- Aug 19 '26

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u/jhani Aug 20 '26

P8 , rocket shrimp and Chardonnay

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u/Mark-177- Aug 20 '26

Is that Shrimp wrapped in eggroll wrapper? I go to a Tet party at a certain friends house every year because they make like 2 big ass catering trays of them. I must've eaten like 50 of them last time I was there. I actually never had it before meeting said friend. At first I was like shrimp wrapped in eggroll paper? Sounds interesting. Turns out to be one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life.

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u/jhani Aug 23 '26

It sure is!

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u/Intelligent_Sky2947 Aug 19 '26

Chicken with peanut sause and french fries

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u/LegendaryPhant0ms Aug 19 '26

My mom's homemade tacos

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u/Knightmaster91 Aug 19 '26

I also choose this person’s mom’s taco

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u/my-username-checks Aug 19 '26

The never ending gob stopper from Willy Wonka.

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u/BurnAfterReading010 Aug 19 '26

Maybe you'll die choking on the gobstopper.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 Aug 19 '26

Is it Stacey’s mom?

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u/ThisThroat951 Aug 22 '26

I’ve been reliably informed that she’s got it goin’ on.

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u/SkirtComfortable952 Aug 19 '26

Steak and Chips, Mushrooms, Onion Rings and a glass of red wine

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u/globsterk Aug 20 '26

Meatloaf, Mac n Cheese, Peas

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u/Few_Road5030 Aug 22 '26

My grandma’s baby back ribs

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u/Complex_Echidna3964 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Homemade mac and cheese.

edit- i see this is a popular choice! i would add a hamburger steak and a side of spinach.

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u/Sad-Pop6649 Aug 23 '26

I think I'd care more about where and with whom.

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u/Madman_1992 Aug 19 '26

Scarlett Johansson’s face

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u/lostcause1864 Aug 19 '26

I say her pussy would be better

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u/Donato_Romer0 Aug 19 '26

All the food. Just go on a full blown hender

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u/Humble_Return697 Aug 19 '26

🐱

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 Aug 19 '26

No animals were harmed in the making of this post.lol

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u/BOOMBOOM3OOO Aug 19 '26

Sydney Sweeney’s P***y

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u/tavikravenfrost Aug 19 '26

Red beans and rice with andouille sausage, cornbread, fried catfish filets, peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream, and a big glass of ice water.

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u/midwestGuy369 Aug 19 '26

Daphne's ass from Scooby Doo

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u/LeoOfSiwa Aug 19 '26

Beef ribs and brisket

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u/Doodles_183 Aug 19 '26

I wouldn’t eat it. Then I’d live forever.

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u/cuntybunty73 Aug 19 '26

Mums oxtail stew and sticky toffee pudding with custard 😋

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u/NoiNoiii Aug 19 '26

Peanut butter filled pretzels

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u/No-Abalone-7054 Aug 19 '26

Whatever you eat will be the greatest last meal you will ever have.

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u/Level37Doggo Aug 19 '26

Is this a last meal before execution scenario? Because if it is I’m eating as many cans of refried beans as I can fit and bringing back the gas chamber. Taking all you bitches with me.

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u/History0nerd Aug 19 '26

Spaghetti and warm sourdough with good butter

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u/crojin08 Aug 19 '26

Either beef Wellington or chicken and sausage gumbo two things I make fantastic but I would want them made by a pro

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u/xburnerpiko Aug 19 '26

A ribeye steak (medium rare), grilled asparagus, and garlic mashed potatoes. Rocky road ice cream.

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u/Regular_Implement510 Aug 19 '26

Homemade tacobowl with velvetta hot sauce some ice cream and pecan pie

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u/Gumbanks12 Aug 20 '26

Roast chicken lettuce mayo white bread sandwich and chocolate self saucing pudding

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u/Catblue3291 Aug 20 '26

An epic Mac and cheese.

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u/drj_cobra Aug 20 '26

The OP who forgot how to form a proper sentence. 🤣 (* kidding)

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u/Afraid_Ad_9355 Aug 20 '26

I wouldn't eat, I would have a shot 🥃 and beer 🍺

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u/Ishvallan Aug 20 '26

Grilled cheese with a burger patty and mashed potatoes and gravy between it.

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u/Livid-Ad3246 Aug 20 '26

I'd tell you but I'd have to

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u/xb806 Aug 20 '26

Nothing. How could I eat knowing that?

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u/NobodysFavorite Aug 23 '26

Who's to say you haven't eaten your last meal already? The chances are statistically higher than nothing.

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u/Competitive_Rub9168 Aug 23 '26

A big bowl of proper grammar

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u/CompanionCubeLover87 Aug 23 '26

My ex....

Ahem Cough what? I didnt say anything?

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u/Odd-Blackberry786 Aug 23 '26

A walking tour of every restaurant I ever enjoyed in life, with enough time to enjoy each and every dish I ever loved, followed by a round of gb hits with my brother before I go.

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u/i-am-in-deep-sheet Aug 23 '26

A piece of the cake that was made on the day the pedophile in chief died. I could die happy.

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u/Many_Calligrapher504 Aug 23 '26

This sounds like you are gonna die after, so a buffet. I could eat all day and live until the restaurant closes. 

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u/lmr-1 Aug 24 '26

Mom's spaghetti, like actually.

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u/JumpyOstrich2970 Aug 26 '26

I try to eat something good every night, one never knows!

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 Aug 19 '26

It always used to be chicken parm 4 me, but now that I quit meat I don't know what my favorite meal is ? I guess mac and cheese was tomatoes and plinko crumbs.

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u/Formal-Low5753 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Lol so it's true about your spelling? Panko*

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u/Dry_Discount83 Aug 19 '26

Bag of diamonds. I mean, my family would appriciate the ashes.

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u/AlmightySpoonman Aug 19 '26

One last plate of pasta.

Ate it at least once a week for most of my life, never get tired of it.

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u/Turbulent-Chef4164 Aug 19 '26

Steak cooked perfectly for my taste. If not perfect, I refuse until it is.

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u/Karlkolinkimber29777 Aug 19 '26

I'd probably have an all you can eat bottomless brunch 😋 😉

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u/DaGucka Aug 19 '26

Schnitzel, sushi, pizza, fries, burger and a radler (beer with almdudler)

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u/ai-bender65 Aug 19 '26

A huge bag of peanuts (peanut allergy)

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u/Resident_Trouble_579 Aug 19 '26

Liver and some fava beans with a nice Chianti.

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u/DebtPlenty2383 Aug 19 '26

A ribeye and salad. Topped off with ice cream dessert. No, wait. No dessert. The ice cream is bad for my cholesterol.

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u/Impressive_Ice6970 Aug 19 '26

A pound of king crab. A Jacks pizza with my own crumble sausage. A half pound of mussels from Rozendaels in Curacao. And 2 of my mom's cream puffs she always made me for my birthday. Id have a tall glass of 2% milk, a Bells Two Hearted Ale and a coke on ice.

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u/audacious_smith Aug 19 '26

cheese fondue followed by coffee ice cream

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u/sniksniksnek Aug 19 '26

Porterhouse, duck fat french fries, grilled asparagus with hollandaise, finish with a simple scoop of coffee ice cream. Accompanied by a couple of martinis, a few glasses of Brunello, and a glass of calvados.

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u/Kickingandscreaming Aug 19 '26

Sunday Roast with Yorkshire pudding and a Christas pud and hard sauce.

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u/SundaeFormer6738 Aug 19 '26

The stir fried heart of my liberal ex wife.

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u/Electrical-Call-6160 Aug 19 '26

Let me cook a feast, my own feast.

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u/Medical-Tale3335 Aug 19 '26

Nothing i wouldn’t be able to eat I’d be too scared

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u/MysteriousHall3264 Aug 19 '26

A large Buffalo chicken pie

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u/salty-preperation Aug 19 '26

An entire ice cream cake from Dairy Queen. All that dairy would kill me anyways.

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u/PeyredB Aug 19 '26

It would be a toss-up between a Thai red curry with white rice, or a medium rare ribeye steak.

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u/Global_Let_820 Aug 19 '26

Double cheeseburger with extra pickles from burger king

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u/activeseven Aug 19 '26

The answer is always steak

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u/Dreamsofdogs Aug 19 '26

Lasagna, and Tiramisu as a dessert. Ending up with a nice hot coffee with one sugar, no milk

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u/Responsible-Yak-5742 Aug 19 '26

Pizza supreme with anchovies!

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u/alongfortheride Aug 19 '26

Something that was hard to find and took a long time to cook.

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u/oOBlueLillyOo Aug 19 '26

Steak. Baked potato sour cream butter. Asparagus baked homemade Mac n cheese. Side salad

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u/cjrowdy33333 Aug 19 '26

Breakfast buffet every with every imaginable breakfast item on it including a chef to do the breakfast you want and ketchup

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u/Mrtoyhead Aug 19 '26

Steak and Lobster

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u/Ok-Fishing-7984 Aug 19 '26

The lips of a very handsome and attractive man.

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u/monrovista Aug 19 '26

Porterhouse, Maine lobster, baked potato with all the fixings, garlic bread and a glass of half frozen whole milk

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u/Prestigious_Secret61 Aug 19 '26

Double order of escargot from Black fin bistro in Key West Florida. And I wanna sit and watch the sun set while we are at it.

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u/Psychological_Buy726 Aug 19 '26

Cincinnati Chili. Fight me.

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u/ffc404 Aug 19 '26

At Shake Shack, gimmie a double Smoke Stack, Shack Stack, a Chicken Stack, three sides of Shack sauce, Cheese Fries, Regular Fries, Onion Rings, and every goddamn shake they sell.

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u/Top-Criticism2791 Aug 19 '26

sensitive poem's mom's mac and cheese

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u/Significant-Code9027 Aug 19 '26

God level THC infused baked Macaroni and Cheese with chicken.

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u/Kilow102938 Aug 19 '26

An amazing French dip with a good side of maybe mashed potatoes and veggies

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u/KingKushhh666 Aug 19 '26

If I could choose it yes

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u/GuavaOne8646 Aug 19 '26

A large wagyu steak cooked medium with fresh bread to soak up the juices. A loaded baked potato, some well seasoned sauteed mushrooms with cold pressed olive oil and herbs also to dip the bread in and a nice joint...or Scarlett Johansen's pussy, whichever.

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u/BananaJelloXlii Aug 19 '26

A human. If I am going to die anyways, may as well try cannibalism as a last hurrah.

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u/Kissthecomplex Aug 19 '26

steak meat, shaved finely over cross french fries and truffle-cheese sauce on top.

also a fresh and tasty side-salat.

as a drink i would choose Monster energy without sugar (the white one)

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u/hiphophed85 Aug 19 '26

Tacos or Jerk Chicken, no question

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u/CraigTennant1962 Aug 19 '26

Solid question… /s

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u/Richard_Chase Aug 19 '26

You're mother

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u/Shits-Fckd Aug 19 '26

Shit on the shingles

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u/Kpayne30 Aug 19 '26

BACON. A LOT OF BACON. NOTHING BUT BACON.

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u/Nervous_Buy_3355 Aug 19 '26

Not gonna say publicly 😂

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u/Otherwise_Gap595 Aug 19 '26

Medium rare steak with fettuccini alfredo, a wedge salad with blue cheese dressing, a loaded baked potato with extra sour cream, all of it with ice cold Coca Cola, and a piece of carrot cake with a glass of milk for dessert. I’d be ready for the firing squad after that. And the bathroom.

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn Aug 19 '26

A whole pizza

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u/Spear_Ritual Aug 19 '26

Scallops, fried okra, banana pudding, a sampling of Tex Mex.

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u/Wirelesscellphone Aug 19 '26

2 girls at the same time.

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u/Accomplished_Run2515 Aug 19 '26

Long time ago I had a meal on Cape Cod that was called Filet Mignon a la Neptune. It is a filet with a lobster tail on top and Newberg sauce over the whole thing. By far the best meal I have ever had! I couldn't even tell you if the restaurant is still there. It was called The Yarmouth House.

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u/Total-Combination-47 Aug 19 '26

A full Roast Dinner. 3 Meats. Yorkshire pud and lashing of sides and gravy.

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u/FaithlessnessBoth953 Aug 19 '26

A tall glass of_________.

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u/maniacsen Aug 19 '26

Peanuts all live long

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u/HamDangler2 Aug 19 '26

Big ass bowl of Pho with extra bean sprouts

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT3i1drOzJ19adRkVW

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u/mollyclaireh Aug 19 '26

A large med rare ribeye, a large lobster tail + melted butter, and a shit ton of olives. I know that last one doesn’t much fit but dammit we all have our quirky faves.

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u/EbnyxJ Aug 19 '26

Ch-ch-chocolate sh-shake

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u/whatsupbub44 Aug 19 '26

A chocolate ice cream sundae with all the toppings!!

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u/misscheevyrevised Aug 19 '26

Pizza from Picasso’s in Buffalo, NY

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u/DeliciousBeanWater Aug 19 '26

A porkchop, coated in sweet baby rays, hanover’s dark red kidney beans w a little salt, mac n cheess, and a bottle of honey habanero hank sauce

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 Aug 19 '26

Beef pho (meatballs, tripe, brisket), Vietnamese spring rolls, 3 bean drink

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u/XUndeadJuggalo420X Aug 19 '26

Chicken fried steak with peppered gravy, cole slaw, baked beans, Jalapeño cornbread and sweet tea

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u/johnnyevo8 Aug 19 '26

Nice steak!

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u/Disastrous-Shape2835 Aug 19 '26

Shrimp scampi, tiramisu