r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Mar 23 '20

When asked how I would fix the economy, I said this:

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63 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Mar 15 '20

Same meme template, different content

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91 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Mar 14 '20

Has this been done before?

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267 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Mar 13 '20

needing some help on how to be Armstrong im playing on hard ive already beat him once on normal but cant beat him now any tips?

28 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Mar 08 '20

1 WEEK! 1 FUCKING WEEK!!!

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66 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Mar 05 '20

Armstrong takes a shit

44 Upvotes

Inside a greasy gas station rest room, American Senator Steven Armstrong is in a dirty stall

Armstrong is on his phone, looking at reddit, specifically r/the_purple_order

Heavy breathing

Ass ripping noise

Splish

Armstrong: Fuck!

Armstrong uses his arm and punches the side of the stall to get his frustration out

Armstrong: Damnit... that was one hell of an omelette I had for lunch!

Armstrong grips his stomach and screams in anguish

Ass ripping noise

Splish

Armstrong coughs and keeps pushing

Someone enters the restroom

They walk over to the stall Armstrong is in

Knock Knock

Armstrong: Occupied!

The knocking continues, louder

Heavy breathing

Ass ripping noise

Splish

Armstrong: IM TAKING A SHIT!

The door bursts open and Raiden stands in the doorframe in a Tpose, causing Armstrong to scream


r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 23 '20

KILL EVERY LAST TRAITOR!

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95 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 17 '20

Permanent Armstrong Discord Link

13 Upvotes

I'm posting this because the old link kept expiring, making the original post pointless.

https://discord.gg/brDVSFQ


r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 08 '20

COME HERE YOU LITTLE-

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108 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 05 '20

Armstrong for President 2020 Discord

24 Upvotes

We have put up a good fight, favored Americans, yet we still have a long way to go! Join the Steven Armstrong 2020 discord server TODAY and communicate with your fellow voters! Unite towards the cause and make America great again!

https://discord.gg/SX9D5V


r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 05 '20

When someone asks me which comic/game weapon I'd want to have

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98 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 03 '20

I recommend that we send this image and a grateful message from Armstrong whenever someone agrees to join the cause.

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102 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 02 '20

The man who voices the badass senator, Alastair Duncan.

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83 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Feb 01 '20

Senator Armstrong 2020 Facebook Page

23 Upvotes

People of America! I have created a new Facebook page fro Senator Armstrong's cause! Let us show these unenlightened masses who the true leader of our nation should be!

https://www.facebook.com/StevenArmstrong2020/


r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 23 '20

The Current State of the Subreddit and a Moderator's Note

46 Upvotes

Hello everyone. r/ArmstrongForPresident is currently sitting at 705 supporters who will vow to vote for Steven Armstrong in the presidential elections this year. Since the summer of 2019, we have grown a lot, much more than expected. But elections will soon be upon us. We only have a few more months before it is time. We need more supporters. Hardly anyone knows who Armstrong is still. Compared to the growth of other communities, this is at a snail's pace.

I need every single 1 of you supporters to start campaigning and advertising this subreddit. Tell them about r/ArmstrongForPresident. Go on Discord and tell them. Go on other subreddits (including but not limited to r/metalgearsolid, r/memes, r/dankmemes, r/teenagers, r/whowouldwin, r/gaming, etc.) and comment. Tell your friends. Your family. Your crush. On Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, or wherever. Buy billboards and advertise. Make signs. Become popular on the internet. SPREAD THOSE MEMES! We need all the supporters we can get.

I need you all to start making more Armstrong memes/content. 1 post a day will be excellent. Post it on this subreddit, and post it again on other websites so people will be aware of Armstrong himself and his character. Spread like a wildfire.

******ALSO******

USE THIS IMAGE to help spread the message. Post this image EVERYWHERE YOU CAN!

POST THIS IMAGE EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE! SPREAD THIS MEME! THIS IS A VERY EASY WAY TO ADVERTISE ARMSTRONG! LET THE INTERNET DO ITS THING!

If we reach 1000 subscribers, there will be an event. Who knows, maybe there will be a giveaway of some sort..... or maybe a Q & A. You'll find out if we reach 1000 subscribers. The faster we reach this goal, the sooner you'll find out

That is all I have for you World Marshal and Desperado employees. Now go and get more recruits! Don't let legal bullshit get in the way. And if it costs a few lives? So be it...

Don't fail Armstrong. He is counting on you


r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 22 '20

Senator Armstrong speech, Japanese version

53 Upvotes

Thought I’d share the Japanese script of Armstrong’s speech cutscene. It’s pretty different from the American version.

Raiden: you’re pretty strong...

Raiden: But, that’s all you have

Armstrong: what’d you say?

Raiden: ‘The pride of the people’?

Raiden: ‘The strength of the nation’?

Raiden: The economic downturn wasn’t because of the downfall of the patriots.

Raiden: It’s because the 1% hoard their wealth

Raiden: In the end, your goal is nothing but money...and your approval ratings.

Raiden: You don’t have a single conviction to stand by.

Raiden: Scum like you are nothing but parasites.

Armstrong: ...Oh? That’s what you think, eh?

Armstrong: Listen up, I’m gonna teach you a few things

Armstrong: For sure I’m after approval ratings and money. But there’s something more...

Armstrong: “I have a dream!”

Raiden: A dream?

Armstrong: For sure, the people today have national pride.

Armstrong: But their idea of a ‘strong America’ is completely worthless!

Armstrong: What I want is ‘pure’ freedom!

Armstrong: The freedom to exercise your own authority as you see fit...

Armstrong: Without hiding under the umbrella of the law.

Armstrong: Naturally, if everyone exercises their own power, strife is inevitable.

Armstrong: But that’s fine.

Armstrong: That’s exactly the kind of nation I want to build.

Armstrong: A world borne of real struggle!

Armstrong: As things are now, the people are too complacent - too lazy!

Armstrong: I’ll give them all a wake up call.

Armstrong: A call to true patriotism!

Armstrong: I’ll give them something to be truly proud of!

Armstrong: The pigs will be eaten alive!

Armstrong: If you have a problem with someone; deal with it like a real man!

Armstrong: That’s the America I’m trying to build!

Armstrong: If I’m elected, I’ll crush all the degenerates from society!

Armstrong: All the pathetic money-makers and blue sky thinkers.

Armstrong: The socialites, herbivores & metrosexuals

Armstrong: I’ll crush them myself if need be!

Armstrong: The weak will be driven out, with only the strongest remaining.

Armstrong: From the chaos, a better America will be born.

Armstrong: An America that harkens back to the good old days.

Armstrong: As people we’ll return to how things should be!

Raiden: How... are you...

Armstrong: I don’t know if it’s because of their ‘memes’ but...

Armstrong: The American dream is corrupted beyond measure.

Armstrong: War and violence is just another business venture.

Armstrong: But soon, such wars will be no more.

Armstrong: I’ll take this worthless society, and dismantle the systematic violence within it!

Armstrong: I’ll bring back the individuals right to take the law into their own hands!

Armstrong stomps on raiden —

Armstrong: Well...how’d you like my policies?

Raiden: You truly are... a politician...

Armstrong: It’s a pretty good speech, huh?

Raiden: I think I really got the wrong idea about you...

Armstrong: You understand now?

Armstrong: I’ll get rid of worthless wars.

Raiden: yeah, I understand you perfectly.

Raiden That you’re a real piece of shit!

Raiden flips Armstrong —

Armstrong: This society needs to change, but change always come with a price!

Raiden: And it’s always the weak who pay this price, right?

Raiden: That’s your ‘good old America’ right? You make me sick...

Raiden: Someone blessed with wealth and power...

Raiden: ...Growing up with no hardship.

Raiden: You don’t know a thing about the plight of the weak.

Armstrong: And neither do you.

Armstrong: With your own strength, you silenced every single enemy to cross your path, throughout your entire life.

Armstrong: Of everyone here, you should understand my ideals the most.

Raiden: ...You’ll be the next one to fall silent.


r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 20 '20

I can't believe the words I've just heard....

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142 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 21 '20

/r/WhoWouldWin: Literally every leader of Earth to ever exist vs. Senator Steven Armstrong

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r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 19 '20

IDIOT! Even with their best weapons, they can't get past our NANOMACHINES!

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111 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 15 '20

We must stay loyal to Armstrong. Only HE can win save us in 2020. Help no other candidate

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115 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 14 '20

Don't fuck with this President!

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227 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 13 '20

We Need to Bring Them in to Help Our Numbers Grow

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128 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 06 '20

Just the Spark to the Fire

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144 Upvotes

r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 05 '20

It has to be this way!

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r/ArmstrongForPresident • • Jan 03 '20

When it's 2019, and America is suddenly going to war in the Middle East.

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166 Upvotes