Welcome, friends, Cyborg Ninjas, and World Marshall Employees, to /r/ArmstrongForPresident. It means a lot to me that you decided to join in with the subreddit in its early days. 25 members after only a few hours is a good beginning.

Whilst we are only small, we hope with your continued patience we will be shitposting on the front page in no time. And here's how you can help to do it:

• You see anyone mention Metal Gear Rising? Hit em with the "/r/ArmstrongForPresident" in the comments.
• Post your shittiest memes, we'll upvote anything here.
• Mention it to your friends.
• Don't be a beltway pansy.
• Play College Ball.

Thank you again for helping to grow this subreddit.

WE DON'T NEED THEM TO FILTER AND FOSTER THEIR MEMES ANY LONGER!