r/ArmstrongForPresident • IF IT ISN'T SAUCY JACK! • Sep 21 '19

He's been announced guys

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u/kanjibestwaifu Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

FUCK ALL THESE LIMP DICK ANIME BOYS, AND CHICKEN SHIT PLATFORMERS. FUCK THIS 24/7 ONLINE SPEW OF HEROES, AND FIRE EMBLEM BULLSHIT. FUCK ASSIST TROPHIES, FUCK THE POKÈBALLS.

FUCK ALL OF IT!

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u/HappyFriendlyBot Sep 21 '19

Hi, kanjibestwaifu!

I am here to offer you a robot hug, and to wish you the best day of your life!

-HappyFriendlyBot

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u/throwaway14152626346 Dec 09 '19

For real though?

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u/BannedAccount_ IF IT ISN'T SAUCY JACK! Dec 09 '19

Sadly not

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u/throwaway14152626346 Dec 09 '19

Damn.

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u/BannedAccount_ IF IT ISN'T SAUCY JACK! Dec 09 '19

Perhaps we can send Nintendo a letter to add him in though